Just Rule It!, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any Harry Potter characters..thats JK Rowling B).
the song is "Just lose it" by Eminem, which I also dont own lol.

Peeps, this song isnt to be taken seriously, its for fun. So no flames, please heh :-). (I really love the Tom Riddle character...except when he's being Voldemort. Its like Smeagol/Gollum thing 0o. Anyways, enjoy )

Just Rule It!

Voldy making sounds:
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Ok..
Guess who's back? crack and apparate
Back again
Voldy's back
Frantically whisper to a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dead moore
To the dead moore , to the dead moore
Now everyone report to the dead more
Just stop!...death-eater time

Verse 1
Follow me my death eaters, to Harry, we beat out the crap
Riddle who's back and I have a brand new trap
And I don't mean trap as in a new face, or of a one minute duel with Harry duration
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No hurries, Voldy's got a brand new poise
What else could I possibly do to kill that Potter boy?
I done tryed everything, but muggle toys
That's just a stab at Arthur
Now I have clothes, and I can go farther
Memories go a bit hazy sometimes
and sometimes I get a little out of my mind
Nice wand, now hex, and now lets wreak some havic so hide
cringe away, look at the lovely Voldy-Army, and cry
But now I have a rep and i'll never be ignored
Somehow bellatrix keyed I was cool
And Peter, you must think im a fool to let you go
Nobody's gonna hear, but fear it
whisper a little "avada avada", its..oh hey
its Snape reporting back from his trip
But no one knows he's just a little snitch

Chorus
Now I'm gonna put you in a trance
And make you do a death-eater dance!
Yeah Harry shake that ass
Oops I mean Ginny, Ginny, Ginny, Ginny
One day im gonna rule the world
Alright now rule it
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just rule it
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Dont be lazy
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Dont hate me
(MWHA-HA)
Dont hate me, well hate me
(MWHA-HA)

Verse 2
Well, it's Friday and it's my day
Just to plot on Dumbledore all day
Well maybe someday, I dont honestly care
Everyday's just a nightmare
Stalking bratty potter
Killin some mudbloods on the way briefly
Got my wand out, letting curses off to and fro
I am unsure where this is goin
I do know is when I find Harry,
Im going to kill that Potty!

Pardon me , I don't slightly resemble Lurch?
But im now dressed out for my newest death-eater twork
Could you curse me to make me kick every death eater in my lair?
Hex on me, maybe turn my brain to fries
Now, Draco do the funky ferret
Isnt that your way of embarresing the dark sign?
Lucious Malfoy "My lord, you must be drunk or "
Lucious! (AH-AH)
NO SHOGGNLES! Tryed!
Hold on, let me tell you my newest lines

Chorus
Now I'm gonna put you in a trance
And make you do a death-eater dance!
Yeah Harry shake that ass
Oops I mean Ginny, Ginny, Ginny, Ginny
One day, im gonna rule the world
Alright now rule it
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just rule it
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Dont be lazy
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Dont hate me
(MWHA-HA)
Dont hate me, well hate me
(MWHA-HA)

Verse 3
I'm not afraid, but my journal is impale-dade.
I'm wondering around and I know who's to blame but,
They say I was unforgivable cursing butt naked,
Down Godric Hollow shoutin,
(MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't feel bad -
Because all I can say is,
Its the best time I ever had!
They said, "Grimms name it! Stop playing coy
we had your journal,
while you were writing to Ginny, "I'm your best friend, not a toy."

Now this is the part where trap goes down,
it involves Harry and a invisible electric fence, but darn it,
somehow he made it found,
and it looks like its Azkaban for me now.
But Bellatrix and that other guy come back in time and,
everybody's lookin to turn back time.
So im back to mortality!
Look it's Malfoy,
Why were you late for this battle?
I'd think twice if you're about to tattle.
I'm a very powerful man!
Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtley,
First mudblood I killed was that moping, Moanin Myrtle geek!
Deatheaters! (LORD?) Deatheater's (LORD?)
Make the muggles run, but try a locomotor mortis, what fun!
rat death eater's,
fightin' death eater's,
mini death eater's,
trapped death eater's,
raw death eater's,
hauled death eater's,
I'm callin' all death eaters
Everyone report to the dead moore
It's your chance for a most distrubing tour
With all of my evil tricks and my schemin'
No no, when you laugh, you go (MWHA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so creepy beyond reason!