A is for Ayesha who inhaled some catnip.
B is for Baguette… which Count Philippe unfortunately was unable to digest.
C is for Carlotta who forgot where the air goes after you suck it in.
D is for Darius who just kinda faded into the background.
E is for Erik who finally got shot one on of his nighttime spyings.
F is for Firmin who fell out of his box.
G is for Giry, who impaled her foot with her cane.
H is for Has been, which was what Raoul prematurely became… literally.
I is for Il Muto, which was Meg's last performance with the flammable sheep.
J is for Jammes who slipped on that toe chalk and split her head open on the railing.
K is for "'Kay I got the message from the hitman, he's gonna go hijack the carriage and slay the fop now."
L is for Little Lotte who got lost in the graveyard… forever.
M is for Moncharmin who fell backwards in his chair.
N is for Narcotic, and Christine never woke up.
O is for O.G. who got a rather deep papercut and bled a little too much.
P is for Piangi who got stuck behind a set.
Q is for Quail, which Carlotta's hansom nearly hit before it swerved off the bridge and into the Loire River.
R is for Raoul whose ascot was tied quite too tightly around his neck.
S is for Sorelli who saw Erik and jumped off a balcony, thinking there was something other than concrete underneath.
T is for Tampered with, which a chipmunk had done to the ropes before Buquet decided to swing on them.
U is for Ubaldo who walked underneath Notre Dame precisely when a child decided to throw a penny off for good luck.
V is for Vicomte who unfortunately got caught in an accidental booby trap.
W is for Webber who keeled over from a massive heart attack and was finally outdone by Maxwell Sheffield.
X is for Xanthium which was found lodged in Reyer's throat.
Y is for Yetti, which was what was scientifically proven to have sneak-attacked Raoul in the middle of the night.
Z is for Zoo, which incidentally lost all the locks to the cages and let every animal out… onto the poor strolling viscount.