A What If Harry's Patronus was a Raccoon?
"Expecto Patronum!" Harry yelled as he summoned his patronus for the first time. "..." At the sight of the patronus Ron burst out laughing and Harry just stared while Hermonie looked at Harry.
"Harry...It's a raccoon..." she said as she looked at Harry who was now glowering at the patronus and thinking about killing Ron with a stick, after poking out his eyes.
"Damn it...it was supposed to be a stag..." Harry muttered. By now Ron was gasping for air, from laughing so hard at the raccoon. It was now looking for food or something shiney. As it looked around it saw it's tail, which was glowing, in other words, shiney. It started chasing it's tail, making Ron laugh even harder.
Harry's eye brown twitched and Hermonie smirked.
"If I were you, Potter," came Snape's voice from behind them, "I wouldn't summon that Patronus if my life depended on it." He finished. A mental picture of poking Snape's eyes out with a stick and then beating him over the head with it came into Harry's mind, right after Ron's demise.
"Thank you for pointing that out Professor. Unfortunatly as it might be, I'd have to agree with you." Harry said. He was about to make the patronus disappear when there was a bright flash. He looked over to Snape who had a camera.
"Potter and his Patronus." Snape said as he tossed Harry the camera. "That film wont disappear, no matter what you do to it. Take it to remember me by when you leave school, and I'll never have to see that pitiful patronus again." Snape took his leave of the three teens.
"Harry!" Ron gasped. "I can't breathe!" Harry looked down at his friend, his face was as red as his hair. The patronus stopped chasing it's tail and lumbered over to Ron. It walked on his chest, and sat there looking at him. The raccoon shrieked and bit Ron's nose. "OW! HARRY! GET IT OFF!" Ron said as he tried to the get Patronus off of his nose.
"No...I don't think I will Ron. It looks good on you." Harry said as he started laughing himself, Hermonie couldn't help but laugh as well.
"It's not funny!" Ron said, there was another flash. Hermonie had taken the camera from Harry and decided that this sight was too good to let go of, and so she'd taken a picture. "HEY!" Ron yelped. The patronys let go and Harry let it disappear.
"C'mon Hermonie, let's go to Hogsmeade and get this film developed." Harry said. Hermonie nodded and both of them took off running before Ron knew what was happening.
"HARRY! HERMONIE! GET BACK HERE!" Ron yelled as he darted after them.
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