Author's notes: Just a short, silly 100-word fluffy drabble which was necessary after the pain of 586. *Cries*
If he didn't know any better, Uryu would have suspected that Orihime was trying to kill him.
"I'm sorry! Are you okay?"
Uryu smiled, despite the stabbing pain in his bruised eye, which Orihime had head-butted just a few minutes ago. "Yes, I'm okay. I must ask, though, why did you head-butt me?"
Orihime blinked. "I was trying to kiss you, silly!"
Yep, she was trying to kill him. No doubt about it.
A minute later, Uryu came to, on the ground, to find half-a-dozen students, including Orihime, staring down at him.
"Please don't kill me," he squeaked.
Orihime smiled.