Yes, although Jon reformed a bit in the newer books, he was still the world's biggest prat in the SotL series. I heard this song and thought immediately of Jon and Alanna, and decided to modify it a bit so that it fit the two of them. Not really a Song-Fic but oh well. This is my first publishing here, so please bear with me while I work out the kinks. Thanks

Disclaimer: Absolutely nothing here is mine...The song is Hands Clean by Alanis Morissette, and Jon and Alanna were stolen from the almighty works of the Goddess in disguise, the wonderful, Tamora Pierce.

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Hands Clean

Alanna: If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened

If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself

Jon: If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful and

If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much

Alanna: Ooh this could be messy

But you don't seem to mind

Ooh don't go telling everybody

And overlook this supposed crime

Jon: We'll fast forward to a few years later

Alanna: And no one knows except the both of us

Jon: And I have honored your request for silence

Alanna: And you've washed your hands clean of this

Jon: You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me

You're kind of my protege and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me

I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian

I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it

Alanna: Ooh this could get messy

But you don't seem to mind

Ooh don't go telling everybody

And overlook this supposed crime

Jon: We'll fast forward to a few years later

Alanna: And no one knows except the both of us

Jon: And I have more than honored your request for silence

Alanna: And you've washed your hands clean of this

Alanna: What part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?

What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?

What with this distance it seems so obvious?

Alanna: Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family

We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse

Jon: I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly

I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body

Alanna: Ooh this could be messy but

Ooh I don't seem to mind

Ooh don't go telling everybody

And overlook this supposed crime

Jon: We'll fast forward to a few years later

Alanna: And no one knows except the both of us

Jon: And I have honored your request for silence

Alanna: And you've washed your hands clean of this