Arthur's Crappier Day
One day Arthur was sitting in his room sucking on his Bionic Bunny action figure, right as he was about to shove the toy up his ass, his dad burst in.
"Arthur Read, you mean to tell me you're having sex with your own toys over me?! How could you do this to me, you cheap whore?!" With that David went to his room to cut his wrists. Arthur just left his room.
As he was walking down the hall, he saw his mom Jane running to her room, "For fuck's sake I'm pregnant again!" Arthur had a flash of guilt on his face, but he couldn't resist his mom's grilled cheese sandwich anymore, he didn't know the roofie he put in her coffee would be that strong. She bolted to her room like a bat out of hell and closed the door. Vacuuming sounds could be heard.
Arthur decided to leave before he ended up on Maury Povich. He stepped out of the door to see DW and Kate making out in Pal's cut up remains. "JESUS TOE TAPPING CHRIST! YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST INVITED ME YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" Arthur wailed. DW and Kate ignored him, and then Satan came out and ate them. Arthur decided to find something else to do.
He dedided to visit Buster, and skipped merrily over to his place. As he knocked on the door he remembered he had to piss like a bitch. Arthur pissed himself right then and there. The smell of his piss attracted Mrs. Baxter to the door. "Oh, I love the smell of hot yellow piss in my mou..Oh Arthur sweetie hi!" she said. "Yeah whatever, where's Buster at?" Mrs. Baxter then giggled. "Oh yeah, he's with my new hubby,"
Arthur pranced in and saw Buster with a huge ass black rabbit playing Grand Theft Auto, "Yo Busta who dis honky ass cracka, he a snitch?" "Nah Tyrese, he's mah homie, Arthur," The man sized Arthur up, "He look like some kinda faggy ass white boi, you two gay or somethin'?" Arthur blurted out yes, then Tyrese shot Buster. Bitzi ran in to see what all the commotion was about, and saw her son bleeding to death. "Fuck yeah, cap dat bitch," Bitzi said, as she and Tyrese had sex on Buster's bullet ridden corpse.
"Oh yeah I could visit Mr. Ratburn!" Arthur said, as he ballet danced over to the pedo teacher's school, he saw Francine fucking Binky. Binky was squealing so loud, he shattered the windows and the glass fell on them both and killed them. Arthur walked on.
He made his way to the building, and saw Mr. Ratburn in nothing but his socks. "Oh Arthur, you're just in time, I needed someone to eat the bugs out of my pubes, you know what you need to do," He said as he spread his legs. Arthur puked on Mr. Ratburn and melted his flesh off. Mr. Haney came out and humped the skeletal remains.
Arthur wanted something to do. Just then, a car came by and hit him. "Fuck me, not again!" Arthur said as he died again. Out came a balding 35 year old. "Arthur is dead. He will get circumcised."
Epilogue: Arthur's mom has fetus soup, for the 50th day in a row.
THE END