Demitri's Birthday

Chapter 1: Turnabout bakery

"Oh my a birthday? Well whose birthday is it?" A woman smiled as she asked because the request she got from was in fact, Dante, a dude with guns who hunts devils.

"Its for a friend, he is turning 666 today." Dante said as he lit a cigarette. The woman frowned at the bounty's actions.

"You can't smoke here, this is a bakery." The lady strictly enforced.

"I don't care." Dante flickered his match. The lady grew red.

"bOY IF YOU DONT"

The door swiftly opened, revealing Rosalina and Little Mac, entering and chatting about their favorite dessert.

"Have you ever tried the sweet lemon surprise? Oh my god that is so delicious!" The space southern belle licked her lips as she began to imagine her self on a big huge lemoncake.

"Yeah, I had a lemon cake before, but I really like strawberry." Little Mac said. He turned his head to notice Dante, smoking a cigarette next to an angry lady.

"Dante...?" Little Mac said. Dante's head looked up and saw Rosalina and Little Mac.

"Oh hey." Dante greeted, waving his cig.

"Why are you here? Don't you have y'know, devils to kill?" Little Mac asked.

"I'm off today, I'm actually buying a cake for a certainsomeone." Dante continued. "But this woman keeps pestering me to put my cig out."

"This is A BAKERY!" The lady screamed.

"She is right, this IS a bakery." Little Mac agreed.

Dante sighed aggressively and threw his cig down in the floor and squashed it.

"fucking sjws" Dante scoffed under his breath.

"Well, who is this cake for?" Rosalina asked. "It's for Demitri." Dante said.

"W-what?! U—h—-h he has a birthday?" Little Mac blushed.

"Yeah, you didn't know?" Dante asked.

"We only met him twice.." Rosalina said as she scratched her head.

"Yeah only two times!" Little Mac nervously laughed.

"OK.." Dante said. "So lady, I want a triple chocolate with blood cherries in it and on the top please write: "I hope you choke on your cake, happy birthday."

"You can't write that!" Rosalina blurted out. "Hey! That's a little rude don't ya think?" Little Mac said.

"You're right, I'm sorry, let's not have that, let's write just "Happy Birthday." " Dante said.

Rosalina sighed in relief.

"Go eat a dick." Dante continued.

"Dante!" The two screamed.

"Ugh! Fine! Jesus Christ!" Dante sighed again.

"Just write happy birthday Demitri." Rosalina said.

The lady nodded and went to the cashier.

Running up the total while Dante pulled out his wallet.

"The total is gonna be 23.34$" the lady said.

"What else are we gonna do for his birthday? This is kinda a milestone for him." Rosalina asked.

"Well, for one thing, We're already having the celebration on earth because I don't trust Makai." Dante explained.

"Makai? The demon world?" Rosalina questioned.

"Yeah, Demitri lives there now, he used to live here but he moved back." Dante said.

Little Mac and Rosalina looked at each other,

"I think I know who will help us with this birthday surprise!" Rosalina said.

"Who?" Little Mac and Dante asked.

Little Mac then widened his eyes, "oh my god, but will she agree?"

"Of course! She's our friend!" Rosalina smiled.

"Wait , who the hell are you talking about?" Dante said.

"Alright Fuckers! Hand over the secret lemon pie recipe!" Cia bursted in as she held a gun in her hand. Shadow came in as well.

Rosalina, Little Mac and Dante gasped.

"What are you guys doing here?" Rosalina asked.

"Who are these people?" Dante said, dazed in confusion.

Shadow and Cia walked towards the counter.

"Cia and Shadow, dumbasses of the galaxy." Little Mac said.

"Shut it 4ft!" Cia yelled. "Who the hell are you?" She pointed at Dante.

Dante looked up, "oh me? I'm dante from the firm office, Devil May Cry. I hunt devils."

"They're devils!" Little Mac pointed at Cia and Shadow, disgusted.

"Uh no,we're not! Go fuck yourself!" Cia shouted and then jumped on the counter, "now give me the lemon pie recipe!"

The Lady cowarded, "w-what?"

"Cia! Please! We are trying to plan a birthday!" Rosalina desperately said.

"Did she say birthdays? I like birthdays." Shadow said. Cia put her hand in front of shadow's face.

"Quiet edge! Go on, Blondie, what's this birthday about?" Cia chastised.

Rosalina trembled, then cleared her throat. "Well..um Demitri is turning 666 and Dante is holding a birthday party for him!"

Cia looked at Dante and laughed, "wow! Who knew Dracula McBitch was so old! I'll go grab the wheelchair, gramps may need it!"

"Well I was trying to write; "I hope you choke on your birthday cake but goody-goody princess and her fellow boxing champ denied it." Dante said.

"Good, you should have! But that's not the only thing he chokes on right?" Cia grinned as she turned her attention to Little Mac.

Little Mac gulped, he felt embarrassed.

"Let's just get the cake and go!" Little Mac rushed.

"Wait! Not so fast boxing boy! We need that formula!" Cia snapped.

"I don't have it!" The lady yelled back.

"But Cia! They're gonna have a birthday party! Can we go can we go!?" Shadow jumped up and down.

Cia sighed and thought to herself, Shadow hardly does anything fun, Lucina is mostly her squadback. She had to make a tough decision, after all, she does have more fun when she is with Rosalina. That means some shit is about to go down.

"Fine! I kinda what to see if Demitri aged yet." Cia sighed but then cheered.

Shadow eyes lit in excitement, finally, his first time he was at a birthday party.

"Well, we have to get bernice, she may want to tag along." Rosalina added.

Dante then asked a question, "Who is bernice?"

"She's an awesome person, you're gonna love her." Little Mac explained. Even though his own co-captain almost tried to kill her, his opinion was different of her.

"Alright! A 1,2,3!" Nana amplified.

Behind her, Popo was on the synthezier next to Roy who was on the turn tables. She began to sing her heart out while Popo and Roy were jamming behind her. She was singing a hindi-pop song for the upcoming talent show.

My mom does the Kuchipudi dance on every song.. Soon you'll become like your mom..

Into the distance, Mewtwo heard the disturbance and mouthed the words "what the hell", walking to his door and opening to hear the commotion.

Now it'll come, as the ring will ring, saregama From inside the phone melodrama will burst out..

He inched a little closer to hear the music which was coming from the courtyard. He saw Nana, Popo, even fuckboy Roy, moving to the beat they were creating.

It came for everything when I wished for it not to come, it came even more. Your mother's call, my mother's call, everyone's mother's.. Mother's phonecall came, your mother's..

Mewtwo quickly covered his non-existent ears from the last two phrases,

(Maa ka phone aaya)

Mother's phonecall came..

(Maa ka phone aaya)

Mother's phonecall came..

The group kept repeating the last phase which made Mewtwo blurt out; "WILL YOU THREE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SHOVE THIS BOOK UP ALL YOUR ASSES! THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL MUSIC!"

The group suddenly stopped but couldn't hear Mewtwo's voice clearly.

"Did you guys hear that? It sounded like Mewtwo.." Nana recalled. The other two shrugged.

"Nah, not really, c'mon, we gotta practice! We got a show to win!" Roy shouted as he raised his fist in the air.

Nana shrugged as well and got back into singing and dancing their cover.

Mewtwo let out a scream and fell fetal postion on the floor.

Suddenly, Peach heard Mewtwo scream and she was kinda worried, Mewtwo hardly screams, something's wrong. She left the tea room to come see the band rehearsing. She was kinda awe-struck. She enjoyed live music but Mario hardly takes her to concerts.

"Oh wow, how's it going guys? Making music for an upcoming event?" Peach asked the band.

"Yeah for the talent show! We are trying to enter so we can win!" Popo explained. Roy nodded in agreement.

"Winner takes home 20,000$!" Roy exclaimed, "and we're gonna win!"

Peach giggled at Roy's determination, she loved positivity.

"My! Well, have fun dearies!" Peach said as she skipped her way to the hallway.

Soon as the band began to recollect themselves, Bernice walked by.

"the hell is this?" Bernice asked as she stopped.

"This is our band! We're competing in a talent show." Nana explained..AGAIN.

"A'ight cool, so do you guys like sing covers or make your own songs?" Bernice asked.

"Well we have one cover right now and the rest are our songs, We kinda have to get back to rehearsal. Soo.." Popo said.

Bernice backed off, "A'ight, sorry man." She then walked to the kitchen where she saw Rosalina and the gang come in, with a new face.

"Hey Rosalina, whose this white-hair dude, he seems..edgy." Bernice asked.

Rosalina let out an 'eep' and cleared her throat; "This is Dante from the firm office, Devil May Cry. He hunts devils.."

Dante nodded and greeted, "Hello, you must be Bernice."

Bernice nodded and waved back, "Hello."

Dante then decided it was smoke time and whipped out a brand new cigarette.

"Uh..." Shadow groaned as he saw Dante flicker his lighter but failing.

"Argh dammit, does anyone have a lighter?" Dante asked.

"Dante, you can't smoke here, we have kids here and uhm we don't really codone smoking.." Rosalina said with confused and certain eyes.

Dante grumbled a little and cursed under his breath, "damn it these sjws again!" He threw his cig away.

"So edgy..I like it" Cia whispered as she imagine Dante shirtless and on her bed, waiting for her to come home, as well as Link.

"Well, Bernice, we are holding a birthday celebration for shit-head asshat of the ye-" Dante said but was interrupted by Little Mac's clearing throat.

"AHEM" Little Mac said.

"We are holding a birthday celebration for Demitri and we wanted to know if you would like to help." Dante corrected himself again.

Bernice shrugged her shoulders, "Cool, I'll join. I just hope nothing life-threating or terrible is gonna happen like last time." Bernice said as she inched to look at Little Mac.

Little Mac jumped a little, "Hey it wasn't my fault! Marth wanted to kill you! I didn't want to kill you!"

"Uh-huh" Everyone said, even Dante.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go buy the party favors! Dante do you know what Demitri likes?" Rosalina asked.

"Eh, he likes blood and power.." Dante said.

"Great, we're gonna hold a party for a greedy-blood thirsty rejected son of a rich ceo.." Cia sighed, depressingly.

"Also, he's like 666 years old." Dante added.

"I mean, I don't think he is gonna like kuzoos and bubble blowers at a party." Little Mac said.

Leffen walked inside the room where the gang was meeting up and ran up to them, all confused, yet adventorus.

"Hey it's Leffen, Maybe we should take him with us!" Little Mac said as he picked him up.

"Mac, that doesn't sound like a good idea, We're gonna be going to Hell to celebrate this party.." Rosalina said, concerned. "Leffen is like 5 months now.."

"Relax, this kid looks like he can handle Hell" Dante said as he grabbed Leffen. Leffen started to cry for his dad.

"He doesn't like that!" Rosalina said as she quickly snatched Leffen away from Dante, returning him back to Little Mac.

"Leffen does look tough though, I saw him rip his stuff animal's head off once." Little Mac said as he rocked Leffen back and forth.

"Boo!" Leffen yelled. He looked at all the smashers looking at him. Falco walked the same direction as Leffen was pointing at.

"There you are! Don't run away so much!" Falco said as he picked Leffen up. Leffen tried to L-cancel his way out again but aha, how the tables have turned.

"no! no!" Leffen protested and kicked his feet, beginning to cry. Falco took out a stuffed octopus and handed it to Leffen, who surprisingly stopped crying and played with it.

"That should keep him entertain for a few minutes." Falco stated as he checked his watch.

"What happens after the entertainment stops?" Dante asked as he tried to lit a cig but Rosalina sprayed water on him.

Falco shot a quick glance at Dante, "Hell." He responded as he remembered countless nights, Leffen crying and setting off air horns.

Leffen threw the octopus down and started to cry.

"Oh I guess time is up.." Dante concured. "That was rather..fast.."

"Happy Birthday Demitri!" Morrigan, a young succubus congratulated as she and her sibling, Lilith, set off party poppers to get the vampire king in the mood.

"Thanks Morrigan.." Demitri thanked as he looked out in the window. He began to remember all the times he went with Bernice and the gang, Chrom Battle of 2k15, PokeMania and even Pichu's kindergarden graduation.

Morrigan noticed the sulken vampire and walked over to him; "What's wrong my buff little vampire?"

"Nothing, I'm just a little tired." Demitri sighed.

"This is it!" A shadow figure crackled as they held the bottle in the air. "THE RECIPE FOR THE LEMON PIE ULTRA SPICY REMIX: 4TH EDITION~!" The shadow choked as he laughed and then just disappeared.

"You're next, Falco.." the shadow spoke up again followed by a menace laugh.

Chapter 14 is gonna hopefully be out on friday! Wattpad problems are caused me stress and aswell as school, so i took a mini break. IN Chapter 14, some one is gonna come back.. so be prepared.

Nana's song is called Maa Ka Phone from the Bollywood Movie: Khoobsurat (?) its really funny!