AN: This story was originally published as THE AMASING SOOPR TEEM! with stylized spelling to emphasize the little kiddishness of the whole project. After several complaints about the style, I have decided to reupload it in standard English, and all updates from now on will be for the"Amazing" version instead of the "Amasing" one.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Hutch and he had a sister named Elsa. And one day they were playing and they were trying to see how high they could jump off the swings.

"Watch how high I can go!" said Hutch. And he jumped in the air and he went sailing so far that Elsa couldn't even see where he went!

"Hutch! Where did you go?" Elsa said. And she waited for Hutch to come down. But Hutch didn't come down.

"I'll find you Hutch!" she said and then she jumped off the swing too and she went flying too and she landed in Super Land! And she landed on top of Hutch!

"Ouch!" said Hutch.

And then all of a sudden a flock of evil hearts came flying at them! But Spider-Man swung in on his spider web and he shot webs at the evil hearts! And the evil hearts all got caught in a net so they couldn't fly or move and they all fell down! Suddenly Spider-Man landed next to Hutch and Elsa. And he said, "Bad evil hearts!"

"What is that?" Said Elsa.

"The evil hearts kame from a factory where they used to make jelly but then it all turned into evil hearts!" Spider-Man said.

"Those evil hearts are mean," said Hutch.

And then something else came flying from where Hutch and Elsa had come from. It was Hutch and Elsa's puppy and it was flying and it was wearing a cape!

"It's Super Gussie!" said Elsa.

Gus landed and said, "Ruff Ruff!"

And Spider-Man said, "Who's that?"

And Elsa said, "It's our super dog, Gus! Gus the super puppy!"

And then a big mouse came flying in!

"That's Splinter" Spider-Man said. Splinter was using his staff as a propeller.

Then Hutch said, "I know him from a show!"

And then Splinter said, "You do?"

And then Hutch said, "Yes. You're on Ninja Turtles."

"Oh," Splinter said. "But why isn't it called The Splinter Show?"

And Hutch said, "Don't you know the Ninja Turtles?"

"Of course," said Splinter, "But they're back in the sewer."

Because that's where they live. They don't really go out unless it's an emergency or if they have to go out to get pizza.

And Spider-Man said, "The Ninja Turtles are just students. When they get older they can join the Amazing Super Team."

And then Elsa said, "What's that?"

And then Spider-Man said, "The Amazing Super Team is me and Splinter and Dorothy and Bumblebee and some Minions and sometimes Godzilla."

"And someday the ninja turtles," said Hutch.

"We were started many years ago," said Splinter, "by me and Optimus Prime and the wizard Shazam and Obi Wan Kenobi and Glinda the good witch so we could fight Megatron and the Wicked Witch. They have their own Super Team too with Dracula and the Megalodon and the Green Goblin. And an evil squid and zombies and skeletons and evil trees and Decepticons and evil ninjas called nindroids and the Shredder."

And Hutch and Elsa were like, "Wow, get me out of this place! Lets go back to earth!"

And Spider-Man said, "But we're on earth!"

And Splinter said, "No, Spider-Man, they came from another earth, the one wheer Real People Land is."

And Spider-Man said, "Oh."

And Hutch and Elsa asked if they could join the Amazing Super Team and Splinter said, "Yes, we need some people from Real People Land and besides, you have a Super Puppy.

And then Hutch said, "That's great!"