So this is the story of the brawl 'wimps' but as I would say my good friends. I am Luigi and this is my telling of past events while discussing who is leaving after brawl
I turned on the TV and what exactly did I see? The news. Yes I know what you're thinking. "How boring, he watched the news". But that news was terrible
Why? You may ask It's a new season of Smash Bros. Coming. But who is quiting and who is staying? All of that before we here about newcomers.
Master Hand called us in and said not to worry. A new rule was put on the table
All who lose these fights are put up to vote for elimination. Five will stay
Seconds later all fingers turned to me. I replied " I may be a coward but I'm not giving up, now let's-a-go"
In the living room, some of the most cowardly, weak, and overall wet blanket fighters discussed the matter. " Does anyone actually want to leave?" Jiggly asked. For once Lucas gave the bold answer " We should fight, if we win they can leave I won't risk my chance to fight" "YEAH!!" we all shouted. Lucas wet himself with shock which ruined the mood.
I happened to notice the assist trophies talking about who they should help get into the next brawl, but as I can't lip read well but I did notice the words win help and weak fighters (also woof from the nintendog) .
For now it is a secret as to what they eventually do but it will save people and and lose people but that is life