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Written by ME!!! Sieryu
All the FF characters and classes and characters DO NOT belong to me, they belong to a mighty fine company called Squaresoft.
Lets start already!!!! Whoooop!!!
Oops, I almost forgot, (::…::) means authors note
*characters action*
Now, as they say, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
YEAH!!!! my second chapter!!! i hope ya'll like it, i promise more to come...
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CHAPTER TWO: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!!YOU ARE OFF TO A BETTER PLACE…
"We now have reason to believe that you four are the Chosen Saviors, sent here to defeat evil in any form it may take", the High Priest told us.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO, Chosen Saviors, that's such a cool name" Felicia glowered with excitement.
"So, any questions or needs, o chosen ones?"
"One question, how much do we get paid for all of this stuff, you know, saving the world isn't that easy…" asked Ben.
"Oh, well, we are prepared to give you all the treasure in the land, and a cool looking statue of yourselves in public meeting places and stuff, and your own CD label, and if the CD is a hit, a clothing line" replied the priest.
*Looking at each other, whispering*
"Drop the label, statues, and clothes, and add 'catering to our every whim'" Felicia spoke up, the spokesperson for the group.
"Actually, one more thing, *twitch* err, must…..resist *twitch* AHAHAHAHAHA *twitch* WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA" I blurted.
*thwap*
"owwy…"
"Sorry, our Black Mage has a dark, evil, maniacal side to him that tends to….take over sometimes" explained Felicia.
"Well then, if that is all, I'll show you to your rooms at the nearby inn" motioned the somewhat nervous High Priest.
"I'm *twitch* tired, lets *yawn* go too bed (::seeing as it is 1:45 in the A.M. after morp, while watching Inuyasha, this seems good about know::)
"HOLIDAY INN!?!?!?! THEY HAVE HOLIDAY INNS AND THE CHOSEN SAVIORS HAVE TO STAY IN A FUGGING HOLIDAY INN??" I yelled, really pissed off.
"Only one room left…" said the clerk, handing me the room key. We got to the room and opened the door.
"Oh fug…only two beds…" I said sarcastically.
"Oh, that reminds me, I ordered a Chibikko hammer for safety reasons, when you hit someone who is having evil or impure thoughts, it supposedly cures them" said Felicia in a half awake half asleep voice.
"Damnnit"
"I almost forgot!!!"
*THWAP*
"Stop thwapping me!!!"
*THWAP*
"Oh, forget it, whose gonna get the beds…" I wondered aloud and turned to see Molly and Felicia already
in the beds.
"Damnit"
"Alright Alex, rock-paper-scissors for the couch?" asked Ben.
"Bring it beyatch"
"Rock…..Paper…..Scissors!!!"
"I got scissors" I said to Ben.
"Haha, I got rock, I win and you are the looza!"
"Damnit!!!"
"Oh, and Alex, no more trying to slit our throats again" Ben murmured already half asleep.
"Whaaaat, it was a joke!!! Really, it was!!! *hides knife behind back*"
CHAPTER THREE: SKWEAK!
*Knock knock*
"Delivery for…Felicia? Order of a…..Chibikko hammer?"
I was the only one up when the deliveryman came at five in the morning while I was plotting for world domination, and I was NOT about to let Felicia get a hold of that damn hammer.
*walk towards door*
*BARK*
"IEEEEEEEEEEE" I yelled, tripping over the dog
*Smacks head into door*
"DAMNIT ALL!!!" I cursed, holding my bruised forehead while Felicia signed for the package, I had failed.
"Alrighty!!! Let's test this out. Think of an impure, naughty thought"
"oh, umm, ooooooo, I got it" *smiles*
*BAM*
"So, any more bad thoughts?"
"Yeah"
"Oooh, heres why, I forgot to grip it the right way. Think again of that image"
*grin*
*SKWEAK*
"DAMNIT, STOP HURTING ME ALREADY!!!DAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT!!!!!" I cried out in rage.
"Did it work?
*grins larger* "no"
*SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK *
"ow, ow, ow, ow, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND CRUEL IN THIS WORLD WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT INFERNAL MALLET!!!! I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHO SAW THE 'IN HOUSE MOVIE' LAST NIGHT!!!" *cough BEN cough*.
"Whaaaaaat? I couldn't sleep!" said Ben sheepishly (::baaa::)
"Good morning!!!" Molly had slept through the chibikko incident and was just now coming out of her coma like state.
"OOOOOOOO, hammer. Whaddus it do?" Molly asked"
*Felicia: grin*
"O ye gods…" I said to myself bracing for the pain.
*SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK*
"I think I'm going to order breakfast in the room…" said Ben, tuning out the gruesome spectacle of cruel and unusual punishment and tuning in to the Anime channel, which just happened to be playing a Rurouni Kenshin/Love Hina/Gundam Wing marathon.
"Life is good" said Ben.
"DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!"
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Thanx 4 reading!! plz dont be too harsh if u review! its only my second chapter...
Written by ME!!! Sieryu
All the FF characters and classes and characters DO NOT belong to me, they belong to a mighty fine company called Squaresoft.
Lets start already!!!! Whoooop!!!
Oops, I almost forgot, (::…::) means authors note
*characters action*
Now, as they say, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
YEAH!!!! my second chapter!!! i hope ya'll like it, i promise more to come...
____________________________________________________________________________________
CHAPTER TWO: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!!YOU ARE OFF TO A BETTER PLACE…
"We now have reason to believe that you four are the Chosen Saviors, sent here to defeat evil in any form it may take", the High Priest told us.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO, Chosen Saviors, that's such a cool name" Felicia glowered with excitement.
"So, any questions or needs, o chosen ones?"
"One question, how much do we get paid for all of this stuff, you know, saving the world isn't that easy…" asked Ben.
"Oh, well, we are prepared to give you all the treasure in the land, and a cool looking statue of yourselves in public meeting places and stuff, and your own CD label, and if the CD is a hit, a clothing line" replied the priest.
*Looking at each other, whispering*
"Drop the label, statues, and clothes, and add 'catering to our every whim'" Felicia spoke up, the spokesperson for the group.
"Actually, one more thing, *twitch* err, must…..resist *twitch* AHAHAHAHAHA *twitch* WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA" I blurted.
*thwap*
"owwy…"
"Sorry, our Black Mage has a dark, evil, maniacal side to him that tends to….take over sometimes" explained Felicia.
"Well then, if that is all, I'll show you to your rooms at the nearby inn" motioned the somewhat nervous High Priest.
"I'm *twitch* tired, lets *yawn* go too bed (::seeing as it is 1:45 in the A.M. after morp, while watching Inuyasha, this seems good about know::)
"HOLIDAY INN!?!?!?! THEY HAVE HOLIDAY INNS AND THE CHOSEN SAVIORS HAVE TO STAY IN A FUGGING HOLIDAY INN??" I yelled, really pissed off.
"Only one room left…" said the clerk, handing me the room key. We got to the room and opened the door.
"Oh fug…only two beds…" I said sarcastically.
"Oh, that reminds me, I ordered a Chibikko hammer for safety reasons, when you hit someone who is having evil or impure thoughts, it supposedly cures them" said Felicia in a half awake half asleep voice.
"Damnnit"
"I almost forgot!!!"
*THWAP*
"Stop thwapping me!!!"
*THWAP*
"Oh, forget it, whose gonna get the beds…" I wondered aloud and turned to see Molly and Felicia already
in the beds.
"Damnit"
"Alright Alex, rock-paper-scissors for the couch?" asked Ben.
"Bring it beyatch"
"Rock…..Paper…..Scissors!!!"
"I got scissors" I said to Ben.
"Haha, I got rock, I win and you are the looza!"
"Damnit!!!"
"Oh, and Alex, no more trying to slit our throats again" Ben murmured already half asleep.
"Whaaaat, it was a joke!!! Really, it was!!! *hides knife behind back*"
CHAPTER THREE: SKWEAK!
*Knock knock*
"Delivery for…Felicia? Order of a…..Chibikko hammer?"
I was the only one up when the deliveryman came at five in the morning while I was plotting for world domination, and I was NOT about to let Felicia get a hold of that damn hammer.
*walk towards door*
*BARK*
"IEEEEEEEEEEE" I yelled, tripping over the dog
*Smacks head into door*
"DAMNIT ALL!!!" I cursed, holding my bruised forehead while Felicia signed for the package, I had failed.
"Alrighty!!! Let's test this out. Think of an impure, naughty thought"
"oh, umm, ooooooo, I got it" *smiles*
*BAM*
"So, any more bad thoughts?"
"Yeah"
"Oooh, heres why, I forgot to grip it the right way. Think again of that image"
*grin*
*SKWEAK*
"DAMNIT, STOP HURTING ME ALREADY!!!DAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT!!!!!" I cried out in rage.
"Did it work?
*grins larger* "no"
*SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK *
"ow, ow, ow, ow, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND CRUEL IN THIS WORLD WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT INFERNAL MALLET!!!! I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHO SAW THE 'IN HOUSE MOVIE' LAST NIGHT!!!" *cough BEN cough*.
"Whaaaaaat? I couldn't sleep!" said Ben sheepishly (::baaa::)
"Good morning!!!" Molly had slept through the chibikko incident and was just now coming out of her coma like state.
"OOOOOOOO, hammer. Whaddus it do?" Molly asked"
*Felicia: grin*
"O ye gods…" I said to myself bracing for the pain.
*SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK SKWEAK*
"I think I'm going to order breakfast in the room…" said Ben, tuning out the gruesome spectacle of cruel and unusual punishment and tuning in to the Anime channel, which just happened to be playing a Rurouni Kenshin/Love Hina/Gundam Wing marathon.
"Life is good" said Ben.
"DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!"
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Thanx 4 reading!! plz dont be too harsh if u review! its only my second chapter...