The Diary of Dawn Summers
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. These characters are the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy Productions.
Author's Note: This story takes place in Season 5. So the events for now will pertain to Season 5. It might also contain some events that I have created mysefl. It is possible it will take place in Seasons 6 and 7 as well. This is being told through eyes and words of Dawn Summers.
October 3rd, 2000
I hate this town. There is really nothing to do here, that is unless you are Buffy Summers. The Slayer. The perfect one. God, I hate her. She is so perfect and everyone's favorite. There are times where I wish she wasn't my sister. Everyone always asks me why can't I be more like her. Do they mean blonde, perky and dumber than dirt? No thanks. I like myself just the way I am. I wish for once someone would ask her why can't she be more like me. But they won't. They never do. Now I kinda understand what Faith went through.
I do have to give Buffy credit on one thing though. She does know how to pick her friends. Her friends are so cool. I wish I could find friends as cool as them. I would love to have a best friend like Willow. She is super cool. She's a witch! Sometimes, when she comes over to babysit me, not that I need one mind you, She lets me sit and watch her do some magic tricks. She's also a lesbian, which, you know, is cool too. Everyone thinks I don't know what that is, but I am not stupid. I do know what a lesbian is.
Willow has this really amazing girlfriend, Tara. She is also super cool, and very pretty. She is a witch too. She doesn't really like it when Willow shows me some magic stuff, but she doesn't say anything about it. Those two make such a cute couple. They are coming over later to babysit me again. Mom is going out, and Buffy has to go patrolling. I hope they bring Xander with them. He is so cute. He has the most amazing eyes. The kind of eyes that make you just want to stare into them for hours. I really like him. He is such an amazing person.
He doesn't treat me like a kid like most people do, he treats me like a real person, unlike his girlfriend Anya. What a tool she is. She is always so condascending to me. Talking down to me like I am some little child. I am not a little child, I am a young girl, and if I was older, I would give her a run for her money regarding Xander. I think he could do better than her. She is all about money. And she never knows when to shut up about anything. She is always talking about her sex life with Xander. How gross. She's annoying. I hope he doesn't bring her along if he comes over with Tara and Willow.
Oh great, Riley's here. That's Buffy's boyfriend. We know where they are going to be for a while. Ugh. He's ok I guess. I just met him last night. He seems nice, but only time will tell on that. Hold on, the phone is ringing.
That was Mr. Giles. He's Buffy's watcher. He is like a father figure to her, and I guess to me now as well. I don't really know. He seems like a nice guy. So far, unlike some of the other adults, he seems to really understand me and how I feel. He had sex with my mother ya know. He sure did. They don't think I know, but I overheard my mom and Buffy mentioning it. Why they did, I don't know. I guess they are weird like that or something.
Anyway, that is enough about Queen Buffy and the people in her life. School was a bore today. Nothing exciting happened. Come to think of it, nothing exciting ever really happens at school There were cheerleading tryouts today. I thought about trying out. Then I saw how bitchy, shallow and superficial the girls were and changed my mind. I don't want to be like them. I want to do my own thing. I know that I am boring you, but I can't really think of anything else to talk about. So far, nothing exciting has happened.
Oooh, Oooh wait, something exciting did happen last night. A vampire got into the house while we were sleeping. I know, how come we aren't dead right? Well, this wasn't your normal vampire. This was Dracula. You know, the Dark Prince. I am not joking. He got into the house last night. Apparently, he is the only vampire that can enter personal residences uninvited. Of course, he was here for Buffy. Such an attention whore she is. Always about her. Ugh. Anyway, enough about her. Apparently he wanted to taste her or something. I think he wanted to turn her into a vampire but he didn't succeed though. She killed him. I think. Can he be killed. I don't know. I do know that before she got rid of him, he did stalk her a bit along with her friends. He made Xander into his, as Xander put it, his butt monkey. He made Xander eat bugs and stuff, and promised him eternal life if he brought Buffy to him. Xander failed in his mission, and is still alive. Thank god. Dracula did cause an argument between Xander and Anya though. It seems that Anya had a fling with Dracula many years ago, and Xander got jealous of it. He told her that she should go sit on a grave and flaunt her neck cleavage for him. He does deserve better than her. Maybe when I am a few years older, I will have a chance with him. Well, that is about all I have to say right now, plus, I am being yelled at to go downstairs, I think Willow and Tara are here. I hope Xander is here as well, without Anya though. I have to go. Bye for now.