I do not OWN any of the characters in this fan fic.
Except the fan girl!
And other people I may introduce later!
L is feeling very bored today, he has not had a sugar fix within 30 minutes and 5 seconds , and he must have a fix every 20 minutes and 8 seconds, and if he doesn't he's deduction skills will lower from 100 to 5.6. And he'll be very random indeed, until he has his sugar fix…
L: Hey Light? (Biting thumb)
Light: (looks up from book he was reading) Yeah? What?
L: Guess what?
Light: What?
L: (Grins mischievously) I know something you don't know…
Light: That would be?
L: I know something you don't know…
Light: Tell me then!
L: (Laughing) I know something you don't know…
Light (Getting peed off) WHAT?!
L: (Laughing like a maniac) I have no underwear on today…
Light: WTF?! (Backs away.) Ewww!
L: Ohhh no you don't! Come back here you sexy thing!
Light: Help! (Gulps)
Window smashes and Captain Jack Sparrow arrives
Cpt.Jack.S: DID SOMEONE CALL FOR HELP?!
Me/L/Light: (Confused face) O.o
Me: Dude its Jack Sparrow!
Obsessed Fangirl: OMG! I FRIGGING LOVE YOU! (Jumps on the Jack)
Cpt.Jack.S Oomp! (Falls over)
Light: Who THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE!
L: Well I am a person who you would call Ryozaki.
Light: (Makes face) Well Durr!
Me: I write your fan fiction! This one in fact!
Cpt.Jack.S: I'm just a hero with no one to save…
Fangirl: IM IN LOVE WITH JACK!
(Everyone looks at fangirl)
L: Can someone remove her?
Me: Its okay with me! (Kicks fangirl out of story)
Fangirl: (As she is disappearing she calls out) I'll be back!
Light: Well that was eventful…
(Everyone looks at Jack)
Cpt.Jack.S: Well this has been fun!
(Everyone blinks)
L: I WANT CANDY! (sings)