Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. I only own the OC's
It was the third week of school; and our boys, now ninth graders, sat in homeroom with annoyed expressions. Their appearances are slightly different, now that they're teenagers. Stan had abandoned his blue snow hat for a brown baseball cap which was turned backwards. The brown jacket had been replaced with a brown hoodie. Stan was also a few inches taller than the average height for a teenage boy. Kyle kept his green hat, though his orange jacket had been replaced with a dark green, plaid shirt which had a hood. He was also slightly shorter than Stan.
Kenny had replaced his jacket with an orange sweatshirt. On his legs were gray jeans and on his feet were white sneakers. He was the same height as Stan. Cartman had lost some weight over the years, though he was still a bit over weight. He no longer wore his blue hat. Cartman's red jacket had been replaced with a red vest; underneath the vest was a white shirt with long sleeves. Cartman was the same height as Kyle.
The source of the boys' annoyance was their homeroom teacher, Mr. Garrison. He seemed to be giving a pointless speech, however everyone's' ears perked up when Mr. Garrison said that there were new students coming.
"Now, I want you all to treat them nicely, lord knows the universe has." Mr. Garrison said with a sarcastic tone.
"What do you mean Mr. Garrison?" Stan asked.
"Don't tell me that you didn't notice the four mansions that were recently built." Mr. Garrison said as he rolled his eyes.
"So I assume that the new students are rich." Kyle said with a raised eye brow.
"Maybe one of them will be a girl and both of you will get married. That would make you happy, wouldn't it Jew Boy." Cartman said with a smirk.
Before Kyle could say his retort there was knock on the classroom door. Mr. Garrison made a gesture to whoever was at the door. The door opened and four girls entered the room. The first girl had brown skin and long black hair. On her head was a pink hat with bunny ears. The girl was wearing a light pink plaid vest, with a short sleeve, white shirt underneath. She also had a pleated light pink mini skirt. On her legs were furry, white boots. The girl introduced herself as Angelina.
The second girl had porcelain white skin and light brown hair which was in a long braid. On her face was a pair of glasses. She was wearing a light green, long sleeve shirt and a gray skirt. She also had a matching sweater on. Black ballet flats were on her feet. She introduced herself as Bell. The third girl had pale skin, freckles, and red-orange hair. She had a skull hair clip in her hair. The girl was wearing a black dress with ripped jeans underneath. On her feet were short black boots. She introduced herself as Sam.
The last girl had caramel skin and curly dark brown hair, which stopped at her shoulders. She was wearing a white shirt which had a silver design. On her feet were silver and white sneakers. She introduced herself as Kendra.
According to the girls, they moved to South Park recently, their old town was some gated community which even had their own high school. The girls also revealed that they were best friends. They then took seats in the back of the classroom. While the girls were walking to their seats, Cartman stared at them; a smirk was on his face.
Once it was lunch time, Cartman revealed a plan to his friends.
"Dudes, there's four of us and four of them. If we each date one and keep the relationship going for the rest of our lives, we'll be able to live in complete luxury. So what do you all think?" Cartman said, smiling evilly.
"I think that you're full of shit Cartman." Kyle said with a glare.
"You just say that but on the inside you're thinking the same thing Jew." Cartman said with a sneer.
"Cartman you really sound like a dick right now." Stan said, he was pinching the bridge of his nose.
"No I don't, you guys are just a bunch of pricks for not listening to me. But then again maybe you guys realized that no girl in her right mind would date you." Cartman said, a very small smirk was forming on his lips.
"Fine, we'll go along with your stupid plan, just as long as you shut up about it." Stan said exasperated; Kyle and Kenny nodded in agreement.
"Good, I'm glad you see things my way. Now we just have to pick which girl each of us is going to date." Cartman said with a smile.
"I pick Angelina." Stan said.
"I guess I'll pick Bell." Kenny said.
"Sam." Kyle said with an eye roll.
"I guess that leaves me with Kendra." Cartman said.
Now that they've picked their girls, the adventure of a lifetime is going to being. Hopefully the boys will learn that when it comes to love, money doesn't matter.