A/N: This is a parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star" from Voldemort's Pov. If you wanna flame it, keep them to yourself and set your house on fire.

TRUST THE DARK ARTS

My concience once told me my name would so be Voldie, all people in my way'd be destroyed. I didn't show a sign of glum with my finger and my thumb in the shape of a "V" on my forehead.

Well, the years start comming and they don't stop comming, go to wizard school and I make myslef Prefect. It aint' make sense not live for bad, your brain stays calm but your instinct gets mad. SO much to kill, so much to see, so what's wrong with raiding Diagon Alley? You'll never know if your eyes don't glow, they'll never die if you don't go.

Hey now, trust the dark arts. Get your wand out, at-tack! Hey now, get they good guys, they'll never es-cape! And all that's evil is Vold. Only shootin' spells kills the bold.

It's a cool place, they say it's real easy, your all trained now, no time to act sleazy. The ice we break, is getting kinda slim, the people are all dead so we just scored a win. Houses are an fire, how 'bout yours? That's what I like destroying and I never get bored.

Hey now, trust the dark arts. Get your wand out, at-tack! Hey now, get the good guys, they'll never es-cape! And all that's evil is Vold. Only shootin' spells kills the bold.

Somebody once asked could I spare her dear son; he really deserved to have some fun. I said nope, I ain't a dope. I'm not saving anybody today, I'm going to kill you if you're in my way!

Well, the years start comming and they don't stop comming, go to wizard school and I make myself prefect. Ain't make sense not to live for bad, your brain stays calm but your instinct gets mad. So much to kill, so much to see, so what's wrong with raiding Diagon Alley? You'll never know if your eyes don't glow, they'll never die if you don't go.

Hey now, trust the dark arts, get your wand out, at-ack! Hey now, get the good guys, they'll never es-cape! And all that's evil is Vold. Only shootin spells kills the bold.

Disclaimers: All Star belongs to Smash Mouth. Voldemort belongs to J.K. Rowling, and the idea to do this is mine, so don't copy me!