Suzu Did What?!
"Oh my God..." Suzu groaned, throwing his backpack across the living room before tossing himself onto the couch in the living room.
Misaki quietly watched this play out and was ready to intervene when another boy entered through the front door. Aki dropped his backpack beside the main entrance with a deadpan expression. "You're being a drama queen, Su."
The blonde sophomore grumbled into the soft cushion. "Don't call me that!"
Aki strolled over to his fraternal twin. "Look, I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this."
"Of course you don't." Suzu glared at the smaller brunet, "You're stupid."
"I didn't fail second grade."
"YOU KNOW MIYASHI-SENSEI GAVE ME BIASED GRADES BECAUSE I PUT A TAC IN HIS SEAT ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!"
Aki smirked, "He did miss the first week of school because of that. Didn't the cut get infected or something-"
"Please. Please, just leave me alone. I want to die in peace."
Aki rolled his eyes. "Don't be a pussy!"
"I'm not a pussy!"
"You're a pussy!"
"I AM NOT!"
"PUSSY!"
"MOM!"
"MOM, SUZU'S BEING A PUSSY!"
"I'M NOT A PUSSY!"
"You're totally a pussy."
Misaki, who had been hanging back and eavesdropping this whole time, already felt a headache coming on. Pinching the bridge of his nose, he stepped into the living room.
"Aki, don't call you brother names." The man sighed. He sat down beside his youngest son, patting the big teenager's back. "What's the matter, Suzu?"
The young man didn't answer, instead opting to bury his head further into his arms. This was strange. Suzu never seemed to have trouble communicating. Ever.
"You know Kohaku, Suzu's friend? The weird one with the camera." As the older twin said this Suzu's back grew ridged.
Misaki gave Aki a stern look. "Yes, I remember Kohaku."
Suzu suddenly shot up, angry and red-faced, "Don't you dare, you little shit!"
"Suzu!" Misaki exclaimed.
"Kohaku has a dick!"
"What?" Misaki shouted.
"SUZU FELT KOHAKU UP TODAY AND FOUND OUT HE WAS A DUDE!" Aki hollered, laughing hysterically.
"SUZU DID WHAT?!"
Suzu darted across the room, tackling Aki to the ground. "I'LL KILL YOU!"
Akihiko, upon entering his home to find his children maiming each other and his lover in a corner muttering about where they went wrong, turned right around only to head straight to the bar.
A/N: My first Junjou Family fic in a while. I know it isn't that good, but at least it's... something?