Here's a fairy
there's a fairy
and another little fairy
fuzzy fairy funny fairy
fairy fairy floss
fairy fairy cheesecake fairy
Swear toad centaur sprite and fairy
fairy fairy mushroom fairy
fairy fairy floss
I once was a mushroom
Then I was a cake
But I never saw the way
the fairy killed a rake
I had only just been born
But I knew one thing
Mortals should never ever
Step inside a fairy ring.
did you ever see a fairy
kiss a fairy on the fairy
fairy's fairy tastes of fairy
fairy fairy floss
half a fairy twice a fairy
not a fairy dairy fairy
fairy in a car alarm a
fairy fairy floss
Is that how it's told now?
Fairies are so old.
Are they of swear toad juice?
$%#*, *#%$, COLD
Now the time is getting late
"Go to bed" said the Boss
So I'll just go to Haven now
And get some fairy floss
