Harry Potter and the Order of the Spoof
Author's Note: Yes, I did read the books. Yes, they are completely awesome. These are just a few funny things I thought up.
Harry had no choice but to duel Voldemort. 'Flipendo!' Harry shouted and a light came out of his wand and hit Dumbledore.
"Harry, you moron!" Dumbledore shouted, "Hit him!" Harry shot it again and completely missed him. He shot the flipendo a few more times, but to no avail. All Harry managed to do was nothing. Dumbledore grabbed Voldemort's wand with his feet and snapped it.
Voldemort just walked right up to Harry through the magic, took his wand and...
That could've happened, but it didn't. I just thought it up right now. Don't get all indignant on me saying, oh that didn't happen because I know it didn't happen so okay.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione's point of view:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked down the halls silently under the invisibility cloak. Then Snape walked by.
"It's Snape," Ron said.
"Sh," Hermione whispered as Snape stopped.
"What if he sees us?" Harry asked.
"You're stepping on my foot," Hermione said, "GET OFF!"
"I don't think he heard us," Ron said loudly. Then Peeves came and shouted for the world to hear: 'Three kids right here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
"I don't think anyone knows we're here," said Hermione.
Snape's point of view:
Snape was walking back to his office from a meeting with Dumbledore when he saw three pairs of legs. And heard two boys and a girl whispering. He took a wild guess and thought it was only Harry, Ron, and Hermione saying that they he didn't know they were there.
He heard a loud shout from Hermione and then a scream from Peeves that they were there pointing to them. Wow, he really didn't realize how smart the school was.