A/N: Usual disclaimers - characters not mine - no money gained - flat broke - sanity in question... You know, the usual.
"Sweetie-kins, where is this internet building? It sounds huge and the Malfoys aren't even on the board of directors."
Harry looked up from the book he was reading as his boyfriend walked into the room reading the morning paper. "It's muggle technology not a building. Why do you ask? And don't call me Sweetie-kins."
Ignoring the mild reprimand Draco flopped down next to Harry. Elegantly of course, Malfoys would never comport themselves in any other fashion. "There's an advertisement in the Daily Prophet asking for any information or stories relating to the private relationship between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. 'Persons with any information should contact Cola B. Graceful through the internet. At her Blog, Twitter, YouTube, Facebook, e-mail, or livejournal'. It sounds just like one of those shopping malls you took me to with all the little shops grouped together."
Harry ran a gentle finger over his lovers forehead smoothing the confused crease from between his eyes. Draco ignored him and continued, almost muttering to himself. "It says photo's are desired but not necessary. I wonder if this Cola person is a relative of Colin Creevey."
Harry set his book aside and gently cupped Draco's chin in one hand, tilting the man's face towards his own but Draco continued to ignore him, only turning slightly towards Harry at the pressure against his jaw.
Eyes still on the paper he said, "Sweetie-kins, what do you think she means when she says, 'I've finished reading everything I could find and need more, more, more.'"
Harry pressed a gentle kiss against the soft pink lips of his boyfriend. "It means that Cola B. Graceful is a Drarry junkie and needs to find a new fandom to branch out with. Now, stop calling me Sweetie-kins and put the paper down. I've something else for you to consider."
Draco tossed the paper carelessly to one side and pushed Harry down into the couch until he could lay comfortably over the dark haired man. "Something to consider, hmm? Will it be good? Maybe we should send the information to the internet building and give this Cola person something interesting to read." He gave his partner a heated look touching the tip of his tongue briefly against his boyfriends lower lip. "Or is it something that will melt her brain and she'll have to be brought in to St. Mungo's becoming a tiresome burden on Wizarding Society."
Harry kept his gaze steady on his boyfriend, a slight nervous flush appearing across his cheeks as he worked one hand into his trouser pocket, fingers pulling out the green velvet ring box that he had hidden there. Draco's eyes grew wide with surprise at the sight, his breath hitching into a stutter before he grabbed Harry's hair with both hands and kissed the man senseless.
Harry's unasked question went unanswered by Draco for a rather long time.
End