A/N: I realize this list is kinda long. I let my friends help me with it during Study Hall. The actual list is MUCH longer, but I picked out the good ones (ie: the ones that don't involve things only we'd get).

The List

Call him Ani, then break out into a chorus of "Tomorrow" from the musical.

Tell him he's breaking your heart.

Ask him what his and Padme's song was and sing it constantly.

Dress a little kid up in a Darth Vader Halloween costume and have him imitate whatever the real Vader does.

Run into him and knock him over shouting, "The sporks are coming! The sporks are coming!"

Continuously ask him for piggy back rides.

If he ever asks you a question, always answer in your name. Example: "Where are the Rebels currently based?" "Lizzie." He might get so frustrated that he asks you something totally random like, "What is my favorite color?" "Lizzie."

Offer to clean his mask and helmet, then decorate it with sequins and glitter.

Knit him things. Really hideous things.

Shout, "Who loves ya, Vader?" at inappropriate moments (ie: when he's having an "evil moment")

Ask him how old he is.

Ask him when was the last time he ate?

If he ever does something particularly evil, wag a finger at him and say, "Now, now. Do you really think Shmi would have approved of that?

"Tell him how much fun Luke's house party was last night…

Ask him if the reason Padme left him was because he breathes loudly at night.

Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

Steal his teddy bear. That always makes him cry.

Ask him if he ever remembers his kids' birthdays, and act extremely shocked if he doesn't.

Give him a stuffed animal of that blue guy from Episode 1.

Find the scrapbook his mom made when they were slaves. Tell him he was "soooooo cute when he was nine."

Tell him that if he and Padme had "JUST used protection" he wouldn't be in this situation right now.

"LOOK! A MONKEY! Made ya look!"

Imitate him from when he was nine. Be sure to say, "Are you an angel?" a lot!

4 words: Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Tell him that his daughter is going out with Han Solo…

And is having Han's kids.

Tell him you think that he and Jar Jar would make a good couple.

Make him attend a 7th grade girls' health class.

Make him go to a psychiatrist because he wears too much black.

Put him on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Dress like Paris Hilton and ask him out. Be sure to emphasize the mini skirt, heels, and tiny tube top.

Make him show you the video of his and Padme's wedding. Swoon and sigh at all the wrong moments.

When ever he talks to you, interrupt him with, "Your mom!"

If he's mean to you, threaten to flush his favorite picture of Padme down the toilet.

Cuddle him at random moments.

Tell him Padme's pregnant again.

Tell him Obi-Wan's the father.

Ask him why he doesn't have a cool beard like Obi-Wan.

Poke him constantly for 48 hours straight.

If it's just the two of you in a room, poke him and pretend like it wasn't you.

Tell him it's time he and Luke had "The Talk."

Follow him around singing "This is the song that never ends…"

Make him read an Obi-Wan/Padme fan fic.

Make him read an Obi-Wan/Anakin fan fic.

Tell him you're out of tampons and make him go buy you some. Make sure he reads the instructions on how to use them.

Make finger puppets of him and Luke and reenact one of Luke's triumphs over him. Be sure to give them both annoying squeaky voices.

If he threatens you with his lighsaber, say, "Awwwwwww! Lookit! Ani's got a glow stick!"

Take him on a road trip and ask him if he needs to go potty every 20 minutes.

If he lashes out at you after doing all of these things, burst into hysterical tears. Refuse to be comforted.