AIM with the Cullen Family and Friends

by OCDtwilighter

These are AIM conversations between all the wonderful Twilight characters and Lauren and Jake and Leah . Emmett shows us a new side of him in EVERY chapter! Possibly some lemons if I get enough reviews... Anyway, I suck at summaries, so just read it!

1. Truth or Dare sort of

DISCLAIMER: I , sadly, do not own the characters in this story, or most parts of the plot. I only the screennames, which...isn't that much. However, the characters belong exclusively to Mrs. Stephenie Meyer and, sadly, I am not her no matter how many times I sacrifice my ex-boyfriends to the book gods praying that I could be her. (Oops, shouldn't have mentioned that)

Now, this is my first Fanfic, and I hope you like it and think it's funny. R&R!!

Key:

Main Characters:

Edward: masochisticlion1

Bella: klutzygirrl56

Alice: shopaholicpsychic

Jasper: emojazzy9

Emmett: bigsofty77

Rosalie: blonde&beautiful333

Jacob: hotwolfdude2

Minor Characters:

Esme: islandowner8

Carlisle: hotdoc64

Leah: lonelygirrl4

Sam: alphawolf1

Seth: 123456789

Jessica: xoxogossipgirl

Angela: bensgirl2

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Masochisticlion1: Alice, I can hear ur thoughts from across the house and the answer is no.

Shopaholicpsychic: Aww, please??

Masochisticlion1: No no no!!

Bigsofty77: Hey dudes!! Wassup?

Masochisticlion1: Alice wants to play online truth or dare.

Bigsofty77: Yay! Let's play!!

Masochisticlion1: NO! Emmett, don't you remember what happened last time?

Bigsofty77: no. nods head vigorously

Masochisticlion1: ugh! Last time (and I know that you remember because I can see it in your mind), YOU made Bella virtually jump into the virtual lake and she almost got virtual hypothermia and virtually DIED!!

Bigsofty77: well, I still don't see how that's MY fault. If U just turned her into a vampire like she wanted, she wouldn't have gotten so virtually cold!

Shopaholicpsychic: He's still going to change her, you know. I can still c it coming.

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Bigsofty77: Hi Bella! Wanna play Truth or Dare? I promise I won't make you jump in the lake!

Klutzygirrl56: Pinky Promise?

Bigsotfy77: Pinky Promise. virtually shakes Bella's pinky

Klutzygirrl56: Oww Emmett- u butthole! U frickin virtually broke my pinky! U virtually 4got how strong you are!!virtually puts ice on pinky

Bigsofty77: Oops, sorry Bella. virtually gives Bella a (soft) hug

Klutzygirrl56: It's OK, I 4give u. But I still want Carlisle 2 look at my pinky virtually shouts for Carlisle



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Masochisticlion1: Hmm, speak of the devil and the devil shall appear.

Shopaholicpsychic: well, I could have told you that Carlisle was gonna sign on!

Masochisticlion1: show-off

Shopaholicpsychic: know-it all

Klutzygirrl56: Carlisle, Emmett virtually broke my pinky in a pinky promise. Can you look at it?

Masochisticlion1: Carlisle, aren't u supposed 2 b working at the hospital?

Hotdoc64: Yea, but I'm on my lunch break, so a figured I would check up on u kids. So, Bella, what exactly virtually happened?

Klutzygirrl56: Well, we were going to play online Truth or Dare and Emmett had to Pinky Promise to me that he wouldn't make me jump into the virtual freezing cold lake again (I should add onto the promise, BTW, EMMETT!!) and he crushed my virtual pinky!

Hotdoc64: Emmett! How could you do such a thing??

Bigsofty77: Sorry, Dad, it was a virtual accident. I already apologized to Bella.

Shopaholicpsychic: It's Toooooooooo late tooooo apooooologiiiiiize! It's toooooo late, toooo late!! I 3333333 THAT SONG TIMES ON E MILLION!! yay One Republic!!

Masochisticlion1: shut the hell up Alice. Can't you see that Bella is in virtual pain right now??

Shopaholicpsychic: whatever, Eddy. Sorry, Bella.

Klutzygirrl56: S'okay Alice. I 4give u- ur like my sister!

Shopaholicpsychic: Awww! Pulls Bella into a lovey-dovey sisterly hug and kisses her cheeks

Masochisticlion1: Alice! Ur virtually squishing my girlfriend!! Let GO!

Shopaholicpsychic: sorry Bella! Let's go of Bella and apologized multiple times

Klutzygirrl56: Massages ribs and checks 4 broken bones It's ok Alice, no harm done intentionally; Carlisle, can you look at my pinky now??

Hotdoc64: inspects Bella's little finger yep, it's broken all right. Shame on u, Emmett scolds big ginormous son

Bigsofty77: hangs head and curls up in corner to mourn Bella's broken pinky and to reflect upon my bad actions (AKA "No-No's")

Hotdoc64: puts Bella's finger in a virtual splint

Masochisticlion1: kisses Bella's broken finger

Klutzygirrl56: ty Carlisle, ty Eddy

Masochisticlion1: Bella, love, I love you dearly, but please, do not, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER call me Eddy. EVER!

Shopaholicpsychic: I think she gets the point, Eddy.

Masochisticlion1: Alice!! That goes 4 u 2!

Shopaholicpsychic: whatever, can we get back 2 the game?

Bigsofty77: YAY!! Lezgo!

Masochisticlion1: Okay, I'll play. Let's c if Rose, Jazz, Esme, and all the others will play.

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Bigsofty77: Let's get this party started!!

Klutsygirrl56: Wait Emmett! I wanted to get a few points straight- a nice long (gentle) Pinky Promise, okay. Here's the deal, Edward and I will play IF and only IF you agree to the following points:



You cannot dare me to jump into a virtual lake.

You cannot dare me to do something that would require vampiric abilities, like to jump off of a really high building (even virtually)

You CAN dare me to have virtual sex with Edward again (that was actually kind of fun)

You CAN dare Edward to turn me into a virtual vampire and THEN you can dare me to do things that would normally violate point #2

You cannot dare to do anything risqué (other than point #3), like make out with Alice

AM I UNDERSTOOD??

Bigsofty77: OK, ok, I get it, but r u sure about #6?

Blonde&beautiful333: oh my stupid, retarded husband- THERE WAS NO POINT #6!!

Bigsofty77: yes there were! Count them: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6!!

Blonde&beautiful333: u moron, there's a FIVE (5) between 4 and 6!

Bigsofty77: o yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh…

Blond&beautiful333: no, duh? rolls perfect eyes

Bigsofty77: ok, so Bella, do u or do u not, hav a problema con la pregunta numero 5?

Klutzygirrl56: yes, Emmett, I do, so…Pinky Promise 2 all 5 points?

Bigsofty77: Pinky Promise shakes Bella's unbroken pinky

Klutzygirrl56: Goddammit Emmett! U broke my OTHER pinky!! U HAVE 2 write "shakes Bella's pinky GENTLY"

Bigsofty77: well, since u don't have any pinkies left…shakes Bella's little toes GENTLY

Klutzygirrl56: EMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!! Don't u have a brain??

Blonde&beautiful333: No.

Klutzygirrl56: OMG- all the blood is going 3 my head Bcuz when you shook my little toe, u 4got to kneel down, so now you r holding me upside down by my little toe. OOWWWW!!

Bigsofty77: Gently turns a very pissed off Bella right side up and places her gently on the ground and does everything else that I'm supposed to write here so as not to get Bella 2 upset with me(oww, carpal tunnel much?)

Klutzygirrl56: ugh, I am so out of here B4 I sustain anymore injuries

Shopaholicpsychic: o Bella, at least there only virtual injuries, in about 300 seconds ur going to twist ur ankle while tripping over a chair getting up from ur computer.

Klutzygirrl56: thanks a lot Alice.

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Shopaholicpsychic: but don't worry Bella! Edward's going to catch you before you hit the ground.- Eddy, run!

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Bigsofty77: Well, damn! Bella and Eddikins are the most fun ppl to dare.

Hotwolfdude2: whatever, Bella's gone so I'm leaving. Leah? Seth? Sam?

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123456789: I'm still here!

Shopaholicpsychic: Hey Seth, why is 123456789 ur screenname?

123456789: Well, Alice, it's actually a funny story. U c, uh, um, er, well, actually, I just couldn't think of anything else.

Shopaholicpsychic: well, if u can think of one now, you should just change it.

123456789: I would, except 4 2 reasons: one, I still can't think of a better one, and two, I got too emotionally attached to it! Plus, if I don't type it everyday to sign on, I might 4get how to count. Well, 

I'm leaving, Leah's home and I'm probably not going to be able to type with her bitching in my ear. Byes. blows kisses at every1 Mwah!

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Blonde&beautiful333: wow, I think he may be more emo than Jazz

Emojazzy9: ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME? NO ONE IS MORE EMO THAN ME!! BESIDES, EMOS HAVE COOKIES ON THE DARK SIDE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! eats cookies and then spits it out, 4getting that vampires don't eat cookies

Shopaholicpsychic: umm, Jazz? Rosalie was being sarcastic. Seth is the opposite of emo: he has HCD

Emojazzy9: peeks out from under his dark rock what's that?

Shopaholicpsychic: Hyperactive Cheerfulness Disorder

Emojazzy9: o, OK, I feel calm now.

Shopaholicpsychic: well, then let's go upstairs and excite u up again

Emojazzy9: screw being emo claps hands and runs upstairs

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Shopaholicpsychic: there r other things 2 screw besides being emo

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Blonde&beautiful333: hey em, wanna go join jazz and alice upstairs?? raises perfect eyebrows

Bigsofty77: no thanks Rosie, I'm not in the mood

Blonde&beautiful333: NOT IN THE MOOD?? R U REJECTING ME?? OMG!!

Bigsofty77: I'd just rather play Truth or Dare!

Blonde&beautiful333: flips hair and gasps WELL! We'll see who's in the mood and who's not TONIGHT when I WON"T B IN THE MOOD!!screams and rips out perfect hair in shock at Emmett rejecting my perfectness

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Bigsofty77: Oh baby don't be like that!

Bigsofty77: ugh, oh well, we don't need her to play Truth or Dare, right guys??

Bigsofty77: guys?

Bigsofty77: GUYS??

Bigsofty77: Oh shitty fuck, no one's here. bawls and sobs

Bigsofty77: I'm ALL ALONE!!

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Hotdoc64: Hey guys! Looks like I forgot to sign off when I went back to work, but now I'm on break again. What did I miss?

Hotdoc64: scrolls up and reads conversation Oh darn, no one's on.

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PLEASE REVIEW AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!! ALSO, PLEASE GIVE ME IEDAS FOR MY NEXT UPDATE!! ALSO, IF I GET 10 REVIEWS, THEN I WILL WRITE A SUPER LONG AND DETAILED PARAGRAPH DESCRIBING WHY I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL FOR SAID 10 REVIEWERS!! HOWEVER, IF I GET LESS THAN 10 REVIEWS THEN I WILL THROW SAID NON-REVIEWERS OUT OF A FIFTH STORY WINDOW IN TIMBUKTU, MALI!! LOVE YOU'S! BYE'S! MWAH!

-OCDtwilighter XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO