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An overly overpowered, funny, friendly but deadly Naruto. Filled with smutty goodness but with proper plot.

With that out of the way, let us begin!


The history of the world is, undoubtedly, one filled to the brim with bloodshed, brutality, savagery and violence of the highest degree. Whether these chronicles of carnage and untold bloodshed were written by the ruthless hands of human tyrants or supernatural creatures, it was irrefutable that the blood of innocents was shed to inscribe the darker points of history and to smear those pages red in order to narrate their tales of destruction.

They say humans are a corrupt breed with an unquenchable thirst for fulfilling their desires, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. This corruption is a curse not only found in humans, but in every single creature to ever walk the landscapes of the universe itself.

Every single creature is cursed with a ravenous hunger to satisfy their every desire, be it greed for power, resources, wealth and even lust.

Even the unassumingly harmless and motionless shrubbery of this forsaken universe is cursed with the desire for more growth. A small sapling nurtured in the comforting embrace of the earth emerges its head to take a peek of the outside world and maybe find a place for itself.

Once it finds itself on the receiving end of the pleasures of the outside world, its addiction and thirst guides its motives to raise its head above everyone else and tower over the earth that it used to call home. It grows and matures; submerging itself in the euphoric sensation of being number one until the decomposing gales of autumn brings a screeching stop to its arrogance.


Land Of Whirlpool


If someone was asked about the inhabitants of the strange and whirlpool surrounded island in any part of the world, he/she would almost certainly leave without saying a word, but not before giving the questioner a look as if asking about his/her mental health.

The inhabitants of the lone island entirely consisted of a single family or clan, a clan of redheads known as The Uzumaki Clan. These redheaded had little tolerance for any other stranger setting foot on their island without their permission, thus the island remained as the only land where no Ninja other than the Uzumaki themselves had set foot on.

Their compassion for those invited to their isolated island was as great as their hatred for those coming uninvited, thus they were known for their possessive nature as well as their compassion for guests.

The one aspect that separated these redheads from the rest of the Ninja world was their remarkable knowledge of Sealing Art, an art that had yet to be fully mastered by anyone outside the Uzumaki Clan. Some had come close to the level of a master but no one had ever attained that honour.

While to the outside world, they appeared as normal as any human would appear, but their actual heritage was strictly guarded from anyone seeking to know the full and untainted truth. The history of the redheaded clan reached far back into the dark and bloody pages of history, littering the libraries of the Underworld.

The progenitor of the clan was known as Yamato, the ultimate ruler of the demonic world, the first Uzumaki to step out of the Underworld step into the human world. Coincidently, the first step into the outside world was taken on the island surrounded by raging whirlpools, instantly capturing the heart of the cold and unfeeling demonic lord by its sheer beauty.

Whether Yamato had thoughts of seeking another world beyond his own or he had accidently stumbled onto the human world was still unknown even to his own children, but the fact remained the same. Yamato departed for his own world at once, designated his advisor the next ruler and returned back to the island with his wife, Mito, the otherworldly beautiful and breath-taking Queen of the Underworld, in tow.

Yamato and his wife fell so madly in love with the natural beauty of the island that they built another castle reminiscent of their old one, brought several of his trust-worthy subjects and provided them with places to peacefully live on the island.

Hearing the awe-inspiring tales of the island's sheer natural beauty from their fellow brethren instigated a wide-spread wave of excitement and anticipation to view the island with their own eyes. With no verbal refute form their powerful ruler, entire families moved out of the Underworld and settled on the island beside the magnificent castle of their one and only King.

Time passed, centuries sped through the endless dunes of time, families grew and matured, new born demons started to adapt to the outside environment, instead of breathing the potently powerful air of the netherworld. While it was good news for the outside world and for the excited families of the new-borns, their vigilantly aware leader saw what they could not.

Yamato realized that should the newly named Uzumaki Clan members stay any longer in the outside world, the sheer potency of his bloodline as well as the might of their demonic heritage would slowly cease to exist, until further generation turned to normal humans entirely.

With that revelation in mind, the powerful leader saw fit to send his pregnant wife back to the underworld while he remained with his people, leaving specific instructions to his wife to raise the child under the eternally purple sky of the Underworld so that his heir to the throne may not fall to the onslaught of disgusting air of the outside world.

As instructed, the gorgeous queen gave birth to twins, two adorable little redheaded girls, providing the people of her kingdom the heirs that they so desperately sought. The elder daughter, only by a few seconds, was named Kushina while the youngest was named Mei.

Sadly, the stunning and eternally beautiful queen of the Underworld could not share the news of her daughters' birth with her husband, who, unfortunately and much to the endless sorrow of his subjects, passed away unexpectedly, leaving the mystery of his death unanswered.

While dismayed and painfully hurt by the passing of her husband, Mito Uzumaki stayed true to her promises and continued to raise her two daughters with the utmost love and affection. The eldest daughter inherited her father's limitless destructive power along with his charisma while the youngest inherited her mother's cheerful but teasing personality along with her interest towards the Art of Sealing.

Both heiresses grew up in the encouraging environment of the netherworld, amidst the ever-lasting love of the people.

Eventually, both reached a state where their minds wanted to explore worlds beyond the one they knew and see wonders yet to be seen, inversely forcing Mito to once again return to the outside world along with her adult and fully matured daughters.

What had happened to their deceased father happened to them.

The two young women instantly fell in love with the ever-green and lush landscape of the island and decided that staying here was much better than living in the Underworld. Well aware of their stubbornness and unyielding personalities, awfully resembling her own, the beautiful Queen consented to the notion and settled in the castle built by her husband.

Time flew past them like the corrosive winds of autumn, news of world wars initiated by the inhabitants of the outside world known as Shinobi reached the island, until finally everything settled down and the war hungry residents agreed on a ceasefire.

Different Clans around the globe gathered together to form a large community of versatile Ninja, eventually leading to the idea of building a village. Everywhere around the world, formal enemies and friends joined hands to form nations based on military discipline and ruled by a collectively elected ruler.

Five Nations stood out among the other smaller ones, Fire, Earth, Lightening, Wind and Water, their names based on the geographical and climatic atmosphere of the land.

Curious about the outside world and itching to use the skills that had defined them for so long, the two daughters, with the reluctant permission of their mother, set out to explore the world and promised to come back after a specific period of time to share their wonders.

The eldest daughter travelled through the lands until she finally arrived at the Land of Fire, while the youngest trekked all the way to the Land of Water. Kushina eventually settled down in the village newly formed by the two powerful clan leaders, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, in order to learn their way of life as well their methods of combat.

Without even realizing it, several decades passed while Kushina kept on observing them, switching her identity and form several times to avoid suspicion. Leaders came and went; some died in battle, some vanished without a trace while one retired from old age and passed down the mantle of Hokage to his most trust-worthy and powerful subordinate.

Ultimately, the eldest daughter fell in love with the newly crowned Hokage of the Leaf Village and the two started a relationship that spanned for the better part of 15 years before Kushina had to return back to her island and report to her mother.

Before returning, Kushina accomplished the one deed she never thought she would do, she give herself to the blond mortal and returned with a new life gradually growing in her body. As soon as the news of her daughter's pregnancy reached the queen, she immediately sent her daughter to the Underworld in fear of her grandchild being infected by the suffocating and hate-filled air of the outside world.

However before she did so, the beautiful queen erased any trace of the mortal's presence from her growing grandchild, effectively solidifying his/her full-blooded demonic birth.

A few months later and approximately one day after her son's birth, Kushina received the disheartening news of her lover's death due to the attack of a Tailed Beast on the village. The birth of a male heir to throne spread though the Underworld like wild fire, bringing forth an unmatchable atmosphere of excitement and joy to the glum subjects.

The male heir, born with the inherited red hair of his mother and people, was named Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki, the prince of the Underworld!


Underworld, Royal Palace


Soft taps of sandals echoed through the pristine corridors of the royal palace, reverberating several times through the brilliantly lit passageways and announcing the presence of a passing individual. Several awaiting maids jumped in surprise and swiftly bowed as a tall figure walked past them, silently nodding her head in gratitude.

Luscious long silky hair almost reached the pristine floor of the corridor as the tall figure glided towards her destination. An ethereally round but breath-taking visage was dominated by the two glowing purple diamond in her eye sockets, gorgeously guarded by long eyelashes. A set of thin and cut eyebrows announced the woman's status as royalty.

The redheaded woman was dressed in a long white tunic with golden linings on the side, perfectly hugging her otherworldly curves. A pair of delicate shoulders sported massive orbs of seductive flesh, lewdly bulged out at the front of the tunic in all its glory.

Rigid stomach, clearly visible from the semi-transparent white tunic indicated the woman's training as a warrior, followed by the remarkable flare of her wide, motherly and child-birthing hips, all the way down to the prodigious curve of her fat rump and deliciously plump thighs, all supported by a pair of long legs exposed from the mid-thighs.

The giant doors to the Throne Room were pushed open as the eldest daughter of the beautiful queen strolled into the magnificent chamber fit for royalty, the doors closing behind her with a soft thud. With a soft sigh, Kushina rested her massive behind into the throne and rested her head on a clenched fist, staring blankly at the far wall of the room.

Her one year old _ four years old according to the time of the outside world _ son was once again the cause of a catastrophe that had needed her attention. She loved her son more than she could put into words, more than she even loved herself, but his utterly potent and wild power was brewing up more destruction than the people of her Kingdom could handle.

Her father had been the first to wield the destructive power known as Oblivion, she being the second in their entire bloodline. She never thought she would ever see it in someone else besides herself, but she had been proven wrong on the second day of her little baby's birth.

The entire west wing of the hospital she had been resting in had collapsed from a single pulse of power originated from Naruto releasing a cute little sneeze! That had been the first of many incidents involving her adorable little boy.

While she had wanted to provide Naruto with enough time to enjoy the wonders of childhood before introducing him to the torturous training her mother had put her through, she was second-guessing her decision at the moment.

If she left Naruto alone anymore, his wild energy would erase pretty much everything around him before she could nullify it with her own. That was how destructive and potent it was, even able to battle against her already perfect control.

Second was the issue of his curious nature, rolling into dangerous situation like a moth to candle. He was like a ghost, one second here and the next beside the door of the throne room, all the way releasing those adorable little giggles of childish glee that would wash away any semblance of frustration on her visage.

She couldn't deny him anything. How could she when those adorably wide and innocent eyes would stare straight into her eyes, brimming with fresh tears? How could she say no when his cute little lips would tremble in sadness?

She dared anyone to deny that adorably deviant boy when he released those puppy-eyes on them.

'That's his weapon of mass destruction' the current Queen mused with a tired sigh, lips twitching upwards to form an amused smile.

Making up her mind, the erotic queen let out a pulse of her power to alert the guards outside and waited patiently as the doors opened and a soldier walked in, bowing in respect.

"At your service, your Highness"

"Bring me my son at once" she ordered firmly.

The guard nodded in consent and walked out of the room with a bow, closing the doors behind him as he did so. A wide smile of motherly pride and joy adorned the redheaded beauty's lips as the familiar giggles of her little moon and stars reverberated through the corridors, followed by dignified chuckles of a woman she recognized from the voice alone.

The stunning queen sat upright without even realizing it when the door to the throne room were pushed aside and a small but healthy boy entered the pristine floor of the room on all fours, adorable little eyes wide in childish glee as he hurried into the throne towards his mother.

The single mother couldn't take it anymore and blurred towards her child, sweeping the giggling child by his armpits and mashing him into her massive breasts with all the love and affection she could muster. This was what she had been talking about!

He had forced her to stand up from her throne by simply entering the throne without her even realizing it and even compelled her to leave her throne to give him a hug. His sheer cuteness was mind-numbing.

"Still can't resist him, can you daughter?" an amused voice interrupted Kushina from suffocating Naruto with her swollen and heaving breasts, causing the redhead to turn around and eye the smiling woman with a red-faced scowl.

"Like you can" she retorted snappishly, turning red even harder when the woman merely chuckled and raised her hands in surrender.

"I know"

Even living for thousands of years, Mito's luscious body hadn't lost a bit of its erotic glory, maintaining its youthful magnificence to this day. If someone were to look between the two redheads, no one would mistake them for being mother and daughter.

The former queen's silky red locks were ornately done in a pronounced bun atop her head, two delicate bangs hanging on either side of her glowing visage. A purple diamond, situated at the middle of her forehead accentuated the sheer brilliance of her glowing green eyes, filled with mischievous energy but also infinite wisdom.

A dark red tunic barely covered the woman's otherworldly curves; in fact it outright showcased the brilliance of her beauty. Her tall height, coupled with the curves that could put an hourglass to shame made her one of the two desirable women of the Underworld, the other being her eldest daughter.

Delicate hands, exposed from the sleeveless tunic, shined a pale white in the brilliant light of the throne room. Smooth shoulders supported a pair of plump and massive orbs, tightly hugged by the red tunic. Taut stomach followed the heaving set of fleshy orbs, traveling down to the incredible flare of her wide, matronly hips and a rump rivalling her daughter's own.

Her daughter had to have inherited that gigantic rear from someone after all.

Aside from the difference in facial structure and hair styles, both mother and daughter were equal in every aspect, whether the size of their busts, the wideness of the hips, the thickness of their thighs or the fatness of their posteriors.

The redheaded queen raised a delicate eyebrow when she noticed something off with her mother's dress, but held off any comments from coming out.

"So why have you disturbed my adorable boy, Kushina?" Mito asked with a smile.

Kushina absently grabbed Naruto's wandering hands which were reaching towards the bang on the left side of her face "I need to start his training as soon as possible"

It was Mito's turn to follow her daughter's steps and raise an eyebrow "Quite early, don't you think?"

The redhead shook her head and turned to her curiously staring son "I know, but the situation is getting out of hand. I am not happy with this situation any more than you are, mother, but I have no choice"

The former queen could sympathize with her eldest daughter's situation. Till this day, she haven't even forgive herself for putting her adorable daughters through that hellish training several decades ago, so she could understand Kushina's reluctance to put her one and only son through what she had been through.

"No matter how heartless I may sound, I agree with your decision, my daughter" Mito announced sympathetically, putting her hand on her daughter's shoulder in support. Seeing her daughter try to decide whether she was making the right decision or not was reminding her of the dilemma she had gone through.

Kushina nodded in gratitude and smiled at her staring son "Thank you, mother, your approval just made this a lot easier"

"Now with that out of the way…" Mito started with a small smile and reached for a giggling Naruto "Give me back my son. I didn't bring him here for you to suffocate him with your fat breasts"

"YOUR SON?!" Kushina shouted in outrage, backing away from the frowning Mito with a dangerous scowl on her face "I didn't give birth to him just so you could hog him all to yourself!"

"I am more of a mother to him than you" Mito retorted calmly, barely keeping the famous Uzumaki temper in check "You sit on your fat ass all day in that throne and dare claim him as your own?"

Kushina, however, was not so successful in keeping her famous temper in check as a pulsing vein throbbed on her forehead when she heard the 'fat ass' comment "I am his mother, dammit!"

"I am your mother, which makes me even more capable of raising him properly" the former queen retorted instantly, grabbing onto the chance unknowingly provided by her daughter.

"He loves me as his mother!"

"Fat chance of that, daughter, just like your ass!"

"We have the same ass size, which means yours is as fat as mine!"

"For your information, I am proud of my ass!"

"Well so am I!" Kushina countered with a dark scowl and disappeared into thin air along with her son, appearing right beside her throne, while tightly mashing Naruto into her massive tunic-covered orbs.

"I am not getting him back, am I?" Mito asked in a deadpan tone when she saw the force with which Kushina was mashing a giggling Naruto into her heaving bust. Talk about overprotective.

"No, you are not"

Breathing a few deep breathes, Mito composed herself, pushing the dark thoughts of wrestling her daughter for the right of holding the adorable little rascal, as she smiled "Well then, why don't we see who he loves most, me or you?"

The current queen narrowed her eyes in suspicion "How?"

"We sit on either side of him a considerable distance away and call to him" Mito clarified with a knowing smile, raising her index finger in a lecturing gesture "If he comes to me, then that proves that he loves me more, but if by some remote and completely unrealistic chance, he moves towards you, then you are truly more loved by him"

Her previously retreated vein throbbed once again when she heard her mother outright insult her and question her OWN son's love for her. Who was that old hag talking to? She was his mother, of course he loved her more!. "Fine, but I highly doubt he would want to be near your wrinkly ass"

Mito's lips twitched in irritation, stuck between a smile and a frown, which resulted in a frightening visage "We will see daughter"

Kushina released a curious Naruto onto the pristine marble floor and put some distance between them, Mito following her example while the young boy looked between them with wide, innocent eyes.

The redheaded queen kneeled on the floor and opened her arms wide, lightly waving them towards her son with a motherly smile "Come on, honey, come to mommy"

The young boy giggled childishly and strolled up to his mother on all fours, eyes wide with innocence while Kushina smirked and gave her mother a smug look "See?"

Something told her that the evil smirk on her mother's face was not a good thing, especially when she knew who her mother was. She was known as the ultimate prankster of the underworld before her tittle as the Ultimate queen.

Mito smirked widely and turned towards Naruto with a glazed over look, opening her arms towards the boy before performing an action Kushina never expected from her, especially in front of her son. The former queen gave her massive and fleshy twins a light shake, jiggling the two heaving orbs like a pair of water-filled balloons.

Kushina's jaws dropped in shock when she saw her son turn away from her midway and walk towards his grandmother with hurried steps, innocent eyes staring straight at the jiggling orbs hanging in front of his face, while a smugly smirking Mito gave her daughter a triumphant look.

Before the little boy could move forward and try to grab the hanging, fleshy orbs, a red-faced Kushina shot forward and grabbed him before blurring away towards her throne "I will not let my innocent boy be turned into a pervert!"

"Too late, dear, he is already a pervert" Mito let out a dignified giggle and pointed to her dress "See this? He ripped it off with his hands"

While she didn't want to admit it, the redheaded queen realized her mother had a point. The right side of her tunic was ripped off, halfway exposing her right fleshy breast. While it could be chalked off to a childish action by an infant, the location of the said ripping was quite telling.

She couldn't even retort that a baby couldn't tear away a dress because she, as well as everyone in the entire Kingdom, knew about the heir's otherworldly strength and destructive power.

The former queen could see several flashes of doubt and suspicion in her daughter's eyes, causing her to smirk "Don't believe me, huh?"

"Of course I don't! There is no way my little boy could be that perverted!" Kushina retorted venomously, subconsciously hugging a giggling Naruto to her massive bust.

An amused chuckle escaped Mito's lips when she heard the response "Well then, why don't you show him your fat breasts and we will see how innocent your little boy really is"

"My breasts are not fat dammit!" the redhead snapped angrily "And I am not exposing myself to him, he is my son!"

The former queen couldn't help the deadpan look "I am not telling you to sleep with him, dear"

"No, just no!"

"Oh for goodness sake …" Mito muttered tiredly and sent an invisible blast of wind towards her unaware daughter who was suspiciously eyeing a staring Naruto.

An un-queenly squeal left Kushina's mouth when the top of her tunic was blasted into tiny shreds, effectively freeing the fleshy spheres of seduction into the open air. The redheaded queen had no time to control her massive blush when her jaws dropped to the floor in embarrassing shock.

An unusually loud giggling Naruto grabbed the two massive funbags with his chubby little hands, squeezing and fondling them with all the wonders of a child while mashing his head into the middle with a loud yawn.

"WHAT THE HELL!?"


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