AN: Disclaimer and other info featured at end of story, for now, read and enjoy for its Tenchi Muyo! All you need to know this is my first attempt at humour, certainly in relation to the Tenchi Muyo series (for a while anyway) and is humour on both Tenchi and a certain other anime series that I noticed seems to be popular by some in merging the Tenchi series with as of recent.

Hell it's a story and what matters is that you enjoy it. If you want me to review a story then just ask and I'll see if I can.

Tenchi Muyo: No Need For Fusion

By Koriandr Star

Chapter One

"Er Washu?...washu?"

Tenchi called out for Washu as if elected without choice by school ground bullies who forced the weaker boy like himself to go and do something foolhardy. And nothing could be more foolhardy then checking upon Washu, alone. The very same Washu whose sole interest in life at the moment was to understand the 'how' behind his light hawk wings. An understanding she was keen to acquire by any means. Half of her experimentations were dedicated in producing a means to extract the information from him, at times in a 'questionable' manner and yet still Tenchi ventured alone to see Washu.

Alone.

"Washu?"

His voice was still mightily fearful of her, his nerves flinched at seeing all those machines dormant waiting to be in used on him. He was determined to make his slim frame into good use and run should he detect the closest thing to be horribly wrong. Yet he had to see Washu for it seemed only she could know what was going on or perhaps as Tenchi thought about it, did know and was in fact expecting him. Tenchi now felt even more nervous. Washu was the infamous red headed natural of science and architect to his dismay after all and that dismay was in the usual form of Ryoko (For she was Washu's creation after all) that stuck in Tenchi like a sore pin but nonetheless he plucked courage, from a reasonable distance, inquired.

"Ahem, Washu, I was wondering. Would you know where Ayeka and Ryoko are?...Washu?"

"So, missing them already are we Tenchi, well you had your chance"

"What do you mean chance? I just came here asking if they were around somewhere and that it wasn't just hearing going off!"

"With the two shouting out for your affection all your time, It doesn't surprise me you lost zero point three percent of your hearing, well from your left mostly"

"Your going off topic here and, when was this about my hearing?"

"Since now" Cried out the scientist triumphantly, her smile bordering that of a madwoman at times, with this moment being one of them "You see I've been re-reading the information about you out of previous and of course 'interrupted' experimentations. And apart from your hearing decline I believed I have found out why you are able to produce light hawk wings! Of course I have to be sure a full body study would be required and must be of course very" With a glee of sinister desire that never ceased to disturb Tenchi "Thorough"

Tenchi could swear Washu enjoyed the idea of such a thing her eyes had always held a sadistic mean streak of what she intended.

"What?" Stuttered Tenchi, showing he had failed again to stand firm and say no full out though he did try to, "No way? Not again!"

"Yes that's how I imagined how Ryoko and Ayeka would respond…so I just lied to them both that you were at a new trendy bar in Tokyo that I read from the internet and gave them the address and the location and they went to it!"

"You lied to them?"

"Naturally"

"They didn't' believe it surely?"

"Oh Tenchi, you see anything that lines along side your own name will be jotted down by them as the undeniable truth. They'll search and search, grow tired before becoming fed up. While I on the other hand" Showing with twisted delight a long poker lie instrument "-Will be keeping myself very well entertained by this long and very, very, very pointy probe of mine"

"hehe erm, hey look at the time, have to get going!"

Tenchi didn't get far, just like every girl in the house they seemed to specialise in being one step ahead of him and Washu was by means no different and already appeared in front of him, moving the probe like a wand directing Tenchi to the direction it was pointing to.

"Bend over, Tenchi"