Joshua Sumter MEETS The Little Mermaid

by joshuasumter951

Joshua Sumter gets used to having his way - all the time. But when Ursula the sea witch turns him into a blue-tang fish, just like Dory, he soon finds out that his perfect world is turned upside down. Luckily, he helps the free-spirited mermaid, Ariel, on her dream to be part of the human world - and teaches her a thing or two about the surface world and some tricks along the way.

1. Prologue

Prologue

Once upon a time, back before I got back from what this story I'm telling you about, there was the ocean. I called it the Big Blue.

Now I know that the ocean may or may not seem like a big whoop to some people, but imagine for a moment that instead of it being calm waters, ...

...One day, where you were on vacation, the ocean took a look around and decided to show you its many wonders. It happened once to me.

I'm Joshua Sumter and this is MY story about how I ended up under the sea. I was the most important yet awesomeness guy in my own little perfect world, but then a lot of stuff happened to me. Involving sea witches, epic forbidden romances, musicals, and how I helped a certain mermaid make her dream come true.

Fine, I'll tell you all about it and this would all make sense...

It's kinda like you're in a PG-13 version or a re-imagining of The Little Mermaid, filtered through the prism of child-like innocence. And I thought nobody does child-like innocence like Deadpool. I mean, nobody!

-Joshua Sumter, author and star of this story