In the McDuck Mall; Edd was driving a golf cart around the store slowly.
The cart then stopped, confusing him.
"Huh?" said Edd.
He opened up a compartment and inspected some stuff before the cart started moving around quickly, causing Edd to scream in fear.
"I'M GOING TO DIE!" yelled Edd.
In the food court; Sonic was taking a tray of food over to a table when he heard Edd screaming and looked up one floor to see the golf cart going around the place very quickly.
The hedgehog groaned and set his tray on a table and held his arms out as Sky appeared.
"Hey Sonic, what's up, why're you sticking your arms out?" said Sky.
"Wait for it." said Sonic.
Sky became confused.
"For what?" said Sky.
The golf cart then crashed into a pole and Edd went flying out of it screaming before landing in Sonic's arms.
Edd stopped screaming and looked at Sonic.
"Thanks." said Edd.
Sonic then set his intern and the smart Ed down.
"You know, it's getting pretty annoying having to save your butt from a minor disaster that happens in this mall every once in a while. When a villain attacks is one thing, but this is just to weird." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
Edd was first.
"Come on, it's not every once in a while I'm saved by my own boss. It rarely happens, granted it's been happening a lot ever since I started dating Sky." said Edd.
Next was Sonic who was moving his thumb and index finger as violin music was playing.
"You hear that, that's the sound of the worlds smallest violin being played after Double D's interview." said Sonic.
He stopped moving his fingers as the music stopped.
"No really, look." said Sonic.
He moved his fingers close to the camera, revealing that there was a small violin before playing it again.
"I paid good money for this thing, can't let it go to waste." said Sonic.
Lastly was Sky.
"How can Sonic be annoyed with constantly saving Double D? He saves people every day." said Sky.
End Interview Gag
Sonic was still playing his tiny violin.
Sky took the instrument and crushed it.
But the hedgehog pulled out another tiny violin and played it before walking off.
"If I were smart enough, I would have traveled back in time to when that Leonardo DiCaprio Titanic film was being made and got myself into the film as a violin player when the boats sinking. But my inability to swim would be a problem." said Sonic.
Sky shook her head and hugged Edd.
"Don't listen to him, it's good that you're still standing." Sky said before kissing Edd on the cheek.
Edd smiled.
But Sonic returned and grabbed his food tray and walked off again.
"Forgot all about this." said Sonic.
Meanwhile unknown to them in a Mental hospital someone was plotting revenge.
That someone was Dave who was still in his straight jacket.
"Kill everyone, kill Sky, kill whoever is close to her, kill Sky for not being honest." said Dave.
He then laughed.
"KILL SKY BY LAUNCHING HER INTO THE SUN!" He shouted.
He then stepped on a panel, causing a huge explosion on the other side of the institution.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" yelled a voice.
Then a ton of guards ran by and Dave managed to wiggle out of his jacket, revealing he had a home made light saber before turning it on, revealing it was blue.
He became mad.
"Wrong color." He muttered.
He changed it to Red.
"That's better." said Dave.
He then cut a hole in his wall and ran out of the institute.
"Vengeance will be mine." said Dave.
Meanwhile back at the McDuck Mall; Sonic, Ray, Jackie, and the Eds were exiting Sonic's business.
Sonic flipped a switch and a cage came down and blocked the entrance.
He stretched.
"Well, better go home and call it a day." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.
Ray and the Eds walked off followed by Sonic and Jackie.
"So, any plans for the weekend?" said Sonic.
"Just thinking about testing out that new grind rail at the youth center." said Jackie.
"Okay." said Sonic.
Ray smiled.
"Well, I'm going to see a movie this weekend. No idea what yet." said Ray.
"Me and the guys, we're going to scam Glomgold out of his entire life savings." said Eddy.
"Yeah, you go on ahead, I've got plans." said Edd.
Eddy groaned.
"Sheesh Double D, ever since you started dating Sky, you've been out of our scams." said Eddy.
Edd shook his head.
"Can't you be happy for me? I got the Kankers off our backs while under the influence of tranquilizers and I've got someone who likes me for who I am." said Edd.
Eddy scoffed.
"Yeah, I had something similar with Nazz." said Eddy.
"She dumped you after you sold her families home and spent the money on a party and took out an ad for it in the paper." said Edd.
"So that's what this was about." Jackie said before pulling out a newspaper ad that said 'Come to Eddy's 450 thousand dollar jawbreaker party. Come one, come all. Bring the ad to win a years worth of jawbreakers in a raffle'.
Eddy sighed.
"I want to win Nazz back." He said.
"Don't, you'll just keep hurting her." said Ed.
"I've an idea for the Glomgold thing, don't." said Sonic.
Eddy became confused.
"Huh?" said Eddy.
"Don't scam Glomgold, you've been scamming him for months now and he'll probably be very wise to you. I suggest scamming Yoshi into paying his taxes. He's constantly committing tax evasion." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
Yoshi was at his home watching TV when tons of FBI agents appeared with guns aimed at him.
Then one FBI agent approached the green dino.
"You need to pay your taxes, or else." said the agent.
Yoshi shivered in fear and nodded.
"Wow that was easy." said the agent.
Yoshi glared and held up a sign that said 'Gotcha bitch' before pushing a button on his chair labeled 'Tax Evasion'.
Then his chair flew away and the agents became shocked.
"Shit." said one of the agents, "He got away again."
End Cutaway Gag
"How does he keep from paying his taxes?" said Eddy, "I wish I could do something like that."
"Oh boo hoo, let me play you a sad song on the worlds smallest violin." Sonic said before moving two of his fingers around as violin music played.
"I'm serious about that." said Eddy.
"I know this is seriously the world's smallest violin." Said Sonic.
Eddy sees that it is tiny.
"Wow." said Eddy.
"Anyways, me and Sky might check out that new pizza parlor that just opened up." said Edd.
Everyone became shocked.
"After that whole incident with the haunted pizza parlor?" said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Yeah, I even found a way to win loads of tickets." said Edd.
Flashback
Edd was in a Chuck E Cheese looking at a skee ball game and pulled out a device before placing it in the coin slot.
Then some balls rolled towards him before he grabbed one and tossed it over to the target.
The ball landed in the ten point slot and about 150 tickets came out.
He smiled
"Easy peasy." said Edd.
End Flashback
"Wow, can you show me that trick some time?" said Sonic.
"Nope." said Edd.
Later; the group was out in the parking lot and Ray and the Eds entered Ray's car while Sonic and Jackie entered Sonic's car.
A vibrating sound was heard and Sonic pulled out his phone to see a text from Meek saying 'There's been a prison break from a mental institution called Mental Institution for Mentally Insane Reality Show Contestants. Me and Rock are going to check it out'.
Sonic nodded and texted 'I'll check it out as well.'
He put his phone away and looked at Jackie.
"I've got something to do, so you get the idea." said Sonic.
He turned the key before getting out of the car and pushing a button labeled 'Automatic Driver', causing an inflatable dummy version of Jude to appear.
Jackie became confused.
"What, he's an amazing driver." said Sonic.