Peanut Butter, Bananas and Chocolate
A/N: I haven't been on in a while, and in between the millions of other things going on, I decided to write a one shot. The plot bunny bit me kinda hard though and now it hurts.
Warnings: Slash, threesome relationship
Rating: Meh, K+ I think. No smut in this one.
Reviews: I like them a lot, but I'm not going to grovel.
Pairing: Dean / Seamus/ Blaise
And without further ado…
" How can you eat that stuff?" Dean asks Seamus from the bed. The kitchen door is open and it's giving him and Blaise a very nice view of Seamus bending down in front of the fridge.
"Mmm, what stuff?" Seamus asks, flipping his hair as he walks back into the bedroom. The three boys were in various states of undress, and Blaise's head was resting on Dean's lap.
" You know exactly what he means Shay" Blaise finally said. " Peanut butter, bananas and chocolate at the same time? Don't you think it's a little much?" Seamus shook his head.
"See," He began. " There's a reason I like it so much." Dean arched his eyebrows. "Pray tell O' Mighty Leprechaun." At this Seamus glared at him, but did indeed continue.
"It's like this," Seamus started. " The three of us remind me of a Peanut Butter Banana chocolate sandwich, without the bread of course, that'd be gross." His lovers waited for him to continue.
"It's so simple. Dean is the chocolate," Dean huffed a bit and muttered something about stereotypes. " Blaise is so tan and Italian, he's the peanut butter." Blaise seemed okay with this arrangement, and licked his lips, which Seamus took as encouragement to continue. "And I am the banana, because I'm so pale and thick." Dean snorted something into his hand that sounded a bit like "Yea, thick in all the wrong places" A comment, which Seamus ignored in favor of continuing.
"Now, Peanut butter is good with bananas and it's also good with chocolate. But chocolate and bananas also taste delicious together. And so I came to the conclusion, that like peanut butter and bananas and chocolate, we're better all-together then we could ever be apart.
That night they ate a lot of peanut butter banana chocolate sandwiches, and Dean and Blaise never questioned their lover's eating habits again.