Survivor: The Best Video-Game Character Ever!

This came to me while I was watching Kirby Squeak Squad videos… funny eh?

Disclaimer: I do not own SSBB, Nintendo, sonic, or metal gear solid.

READ OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET ANYTHING: this story isn't summarizing SSBB. It's actually a survivor thing. (I know, too many people write this kind of stuff, but I love them! If you have one, please tell me because I love reading SSB survivor stories!

WARNING: this chapter isn't funny. It's just an intro, so deal with it. Then next ones will be.

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The Smash trophy… It was the only kind in the whole universe, and was priceless. No amount of money in the world, could buy it off of its owner, who is also the most powerful being in the Smash world, who is Master Hand (… or is he?). Thousands try, and win the honor of holding the precious piece of metal. They say, whoever holds it, gains power, wealth, and popularity in the gamer world. Many people, animals, and other video-game beings, compete for this magnificent prize, and also just "being" able to compete in the competition at all! The infamous Master hand is very picky towards choosing people…

In the Gamer world, there are three, very different clans. The first, and most far the most popular group, is Nintendo. The second one, is Sapcom, composing of Sega and Capcom together. The third, one, is basically all the others. These "cliques" as most of you people would call them, are very aggressive towards each other, however, some members of different clans share a bond between them, secretly from their group. They are friends, and yes, even some of them, lovers.

All of the game characters live in their own, harmonious group, peacefully. They eat, sleep, and socialize with others from their group, and just about everything else what a normal human as you and I would do. However, their lives differ greatly compared to us. They are video-games characters. And on this particular day, there is a competition, to win the honorable Smash trophy, and be "The Best Video-Game Character Ever"

Super Smash BROTHERS! (Sexist much?)

Deep in a Chicago-like apartment in the Gamer World, Master hand was busy making up the, so-called "greatest contest for game characters".

"Oh woe is me! Whatever shall I do?" asked Master hand, to himself. He couldn't figure out what the contest would be.

"Come on you big white over-sized glove!" he said, while punching himself. (Though I can't ever imagine a hand punching their self…) Getting confused about his work, the "big white over-sized glove" floated to his couch, and pushed the "on" button on the remote, to turn his TV on.

-I wonder what's on…- he thought to himself.

On the TV, he saw a show, called "Survivor".

"That's it! I'll make a game-show! Oh how smart am I!" the glove praised himself.

He quickly jumped out of his depressive state, and ran as fast as he could to the town square. (Where the contest was being held.) He ran past the grocery store, while stumping his pinky finger on a huge watermelon, sprinted across an old retro video-game grandma's yard, while hearing her saying "You young whippersnapper!!!" to him, limping past the Gamer Library, after getting attacked by the crazy lady, and got chased by two living bananas in pajamas after they hear him whipering to himself "What kind of bananas wear pajamas? Those two should be eaten..."

When he finally got there, he noticed a lot of faces, competing in his contest, to be the "Best Video-Game Character Ever"! There were a lot of old faces that he knew, as well as some new ones. He sighed, and though to himself -Boy... I really outdid myself this time. I should've advertised on posters as a I usually do, not on the TV!-

"Hey lookie! It's-a him! Master Hand!" said Mario, in his usual annoying Italian accent.

"Well well. Look who decided to FINALLY show up..." said Falco.

"Oh my GOD! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE I'VE BEEN IN? I've got a swollen pinky finger, My thumb got scratched while in some old lady's bush, and then the old lady chased and attacked me, and THEN I got sexually harassed by some rebel bananas wearing PAJAMAS!" Master Hand yelling to everyone.

It was silent for a few moments.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! Man, that's the FUNNIEST THING I've EVER heard!" said the tunic-wearing Link, while laughing so hard that he fell on the ground.

Everyone else began laughing with Link.

"It's NOT funny!" Master Hand exclaimed.

"FTW? YES it is!" Fox yelled, while holding his aching stomach, because he was laughing so much.

Then suddenly Master Hand has the evilest look you will ever get, to the crowd.

In a quiet, but deadly voice, he said "If anyone laughs in the next 3 seconds... you will be eliminated from the competition. NO exeptions."

Everyone stopped laughing their head off. Marth, Ness, and Zero (from megaman series) gulped.

"GOOD." replied the hand, having an evil aura around him, while he spoke this one word. Then, suddenly, two people, whose names I will not give out, and who are also kind of annoying, *coughs* Slippy and Navi *coughs* accidently giggled for a second.

"YOU TWO! OUT!" yelled Master Hand.

Navi sadly flittered away, with Slippy close behind her.

"Good bye... Link..." Navi said."Meh. You were kind of annoying, no offense" replied Link. "WHAT DID YOU SAY??!!?" Navi screamed. "Uh... nothing..." whimpered the Hylian, who was shocked he wasn't dead from the little Fairy yet.

"See ya guys. I can't believe I'm already out... and the contest didn't even start!" Slippy said, with tears flowing out of the sad frog's eyes.

"Slippy... we'll miss you." Fox said.

"No we won't" Falco remarked.

"Falco!" Fox shouted towards the bird-like... thing. Falco just grunted.

"Please cheer us on." said Krystal.

"Will do!" said Slippy happily.

The two video-game characters went and sat on the benches in the Town Square, rooting for their friends.

"Man... that Slippy is SO annoying!" Falco said to himself, without letting Fox hearing him.

"Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, that guy ate all my BANANAS..." Diddy Kong said back to Falco. The pilot looked at him and grinned.

"You know kid. You aren't too idiotic as I imagined you to be. Let's help each other out in this contest. Kay?" Falco asked the little monkey.

"Um... sure." Diddy kong answered. Suddenly two fruits barged into the town square.

"Did someone say they eat... BANANAS!?!?" the two twin bananas in pajamas said.

"Uh oh." Diddy kong said to himself.

Will Diddy Kong survive the wrath of the two bananas in pajamas? Will Falco ever stop being cocky? Will Navi ever stop being annoying? Will Mario ever stop speaking in his annoying Italian accent? (No offense to Italians.) Tune in next time to FIND OUT!

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Yeah… I know a lot of people are doing survivor, though I figured I wanted to do it too! So yeah… Also please review, and in the review, please tell me who you want to be the "best video-game character ever".