White Wolf Fan Fiction Presents:

~All Things Considered~

A South Park Collection


Title: All Things Considered

Pairings: Stan/Kyle; Damien/Pip; Kenny/Butters; Craig/Tweek; Ryker/Felix

Disclaimer: I own Felix and Ryker; my best friend owns Tatum; my cousin owns Summer; and the creators of South Park own everything else.

A/N: The following drabbles are a collection based from the actual drabbles involving my oc's thoughts and actions regarding what happens in South Park during those episodes.

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Words: 745

Rating: T

Warnings: Canon Episode Warnings Included; Mute Character; Mentioned Violence; etc.

Summary: Felix is the new kid, having recently moved to South Park and- oh look! Aliens are real and oh... Kenny just died.


As an orphan, Felix was always moved from one place or family to another, and while he'd gotten used to this in the two years since his own parents died, he never got used to moving towns rather than just homes or families.

The adoption agency had moved districts, transferring him and a few other kids along with most of their workers to a completely different town.

Felix didn't know what was worse though, being the newest little brat for a family or being the new kid at a new school… except when he saw South Park Elementary, he decided being the new kid was worse. Of course it didn't help that he was albino- with the exception of his vivid angel blue eyes- and a demon, with his sterling silver wolf ears and his rather long, fluffy tail to match.

His opinion was only enforced when he heard several murmurs attuned to his arrival.

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His first class was when everyone- his new classmates and his teacher- discovered he was mute, when he used his notebook to write down- in a slightly messy scrawl that he hadn't yet developed into neat handwriting- words he couldn't say out loud.

He wouldn't ever tell anyone the reason he lost his voice and that was a secret he would drag to his grave.

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After school Felix couldn't get over the fact that the people here were assholes who didn't know how to mind their own business'. He only realized that he couldn't escape from them when he was cornered in the park, by three bullies older than he was, and probably in a grade higher than him as well.

The names never bothered him, since he was sure they weren't smart enough to come up with anything that he hadn't already heard in his short life.

He decided that the students at South Park Elementary weren't all that bad, though, when he met Tatum.

He'd been pushed down onto the ground, his notebook falling from his hands and snickers erupted from the bullies. "What a pussy!" they spat in his face and one even stepped on his tail, missing the silent hiss and the pained face Felix made at the action, staining the silver fur with dirt.

"Hey!" a new voice called out- decidedly friendly and definitely a girl- before suddenly a stick- no, a magician's wand- came out of nowhere and hit the bullies on their heads. "Pick on someone your own size, jerks!"

He watched in fascination and awe as she chased away the bullies before offering him a friendly smile in place of the scowl that had been on her face a second ago. And she offered him her hand, and he accepted it, grabbing his notebook before she pulled him up.

"Don't mind those jerks," she told him and he had to keep a tight leash on his emotions, lest his ears move and she would see them. "Are you okay?" she asked then and he nodded hesitantly, offering a shy smile in return. "My name is Tatum, what's yours?"

He hesitated before writing his own name in his notebook, worried of her reaction. 'Felix,' he wrote and she grinned at him.

"We're gonna be great friends!" she replied and his shy smile turned immediately into a bright grin.

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Aliens.

He'd scoff at the notion, if it weren't for the fact that he was a demon and he saw the spaceship himself, doing patrols over South Park before disappearing.

That was also the first time Felix saw a boy, dressed in a large dark orange parka, die… brutally.

He went home with the taste of vomit in his mouth and tear tracks over his pale cheeks.

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The next day was luckily a saturday, so Felix was free the entire day. He never counted on Tatum showing up to where he lived- though he had no idea how she knew- and dragging him to her own house.

She showed him her magic set, performing shows for him, and they played charades too, which was easier with the fact that he couldn't speak anyway.

It was only when Felix heard a knock at Tatum's door that he met Summer, Tatum's best friend, and a girl that he wasn't sure he was going to like. But when Summer saw him, he was sure her feelings were mutual, even though all Tatum did was laugh at her reaction to him.

"You fucking replaced me!?"