Bakura random one- shot- ness!! Oh, yes!!
Disclaimers- I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Bakura. ((Sniffles))
Evil Little Tiki thing.
Ra. I hate the way those things look. You know what I'm talking about, right?? Those annoying little wooden smiling dwarfs that are so popular on this island humans call 'Hawaii'. They smile forever. Like Marik. Before that idiot was banished to the shadow realm. Seriously, I'm insane too, I know that, but I don't smile like a freak for eternity. Anyways, have you seen those things?? Do you know how much I hate those things? How much I would like to torch the mall?? Like that Joker guy from that movie Batman: The Dark Knight. He seemed like the type of guy I would work with to, maybe, say, rob a bank, kill the pharaoh and exact my revenge, eradicate all those Tiki freak things from the world.
Anyways-- I tend to avoid those things at all costs, unless, of course, it's absolutely necessary. And even if I do run into one of those things, it's a chance to eradicate yet another one by burning it or banishing it to the shadow realm. But despite the fact I hate those things to hell, I must admit that the way they scare people if you, say, hide them in a person's closet and then they ope the closet, they see the smiling little tiki thing and scream like hell. That's one thing that they're good for. Okay it's the only thing they're good for.
I wonder why people even make them. I wonder why I'm even telling you human idiots this. It's pretty much my-- I'm not going to finish that sentence, seeing as it could spell my doom. Hm? You know the end to that sentence?? You know know what I was going to say?? Alright, then. I'll just have to kill you. So how will I do that?? Hm?? Torture? Guns? Maybe... strap you to a chair along with a few drums of gasoline and a bomb?? Hey, can you blame me? My idiot hikari knew that he shouldn't have brought me when he went to see The Dark Knight with his stupid little friends. They're are plenty of ways to kill you if you dare to use this against me. So, that said, I will leave all you human idiots to live your pathetic little lives.
And if any of you even dare to try and use this against me, you will wake up one morning ot find yourself either at the gates of heaven or hell, or floating in the shadow realm. So I suggest you keep your mouths shut, unless you want me to sew it shut as a little incentive.
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Okay, come on, who isn't freaked out by the smily little tiki things?? And I can't help but think that Yami Bakura and The Joker would make a phenomenal team! Right?? And maybe if Yami Marik, and maybe Malik were part of the team as well, that would be even better, right?? Alright, so... hope y'all enjoyed the little tiki randomness. Hahahahahahahaha!! H-ha ha ha ha haaaaa!! Haha!!
(I'm insane, aren't I?) :D
...Sorry if it was so short.