NOTE: This is what I actually believed what would happen in the 22nd season premiere of South Park. All rights goes to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. This is a 2.0 version of "Follow That Egg!" and the Family Guy episode "Road to Rhode Island". Part I of IV.

This fanfic is named The Dawn of the Whites.

28 of the kids (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe, Ike, Token, Butters, Jimmy, Timmy, Heidi, Isla, Annie, Nichole, Dougie, Tweek, Craig, Jenny, Sally, Millie, Theresa, Scott, Red, Esther, Kevin, Lola and Clyde) were left after the others are kidnapped by the White family. They find 14 dominos on the sled and decides to seperate into couples.

But there were too many so they split each other into two groups

The children are split two-by-two and heads by tandem bikes to Nebraska where they find a jewel belonging to Bob White. After 2 days, they then arrive to Omaha and spends a night in 4 rooms. They then wake up to continue to Chicago with some kick-ass old school music.

It has been taken 2 1/2 days on their biking to Chicago. They are halfway on Interstate 80 where they again stop at a motel. They continue at 4am after only 3 hours of sleep. When arriving in Downtown Chicago, they find a second clue, a ripped-off U.S. flag. They again heads on to Washington, D.C. to the tune of Pet Shop Boys song "Domino Dancing".

They stop to a Days Inn for a night and continues to Washington 9 hours later.

The children has arrived in Washington with only $50 left. They arrive at the Lincoln Memorial, where they find a note saying:
"Hey children. If you don't notice, we're going to imprison the President of the United States...in NYC. You can't stop us now. - Bob White". They head off to New York to prevent Bob White from doing so. Bob White announces that he will be U.S. President but he is ending up in a bloody battle. Bob White illegally becomes the U.S. President but faces the children. Of the 28, only the four boys remains. Bob White takes the Air Force One and Cartman becomes electrified and gains electric power. His powers were enough to take down Bob but has to fight him and after 30 seconds the talisman is knocked out of Bob's hand and breaks his wand as well, causing him to lose his powers and falls to near-death, crushing his car when landing. As a result, Bob's presidency is stripped off. The bruised children recovers from their injuries and they're celebrating on their way back to South Park. Garrison is free and regains his Presidency and everythig returns to normal in the United States of America.

All four boys gained a kiss and hug from their girlfriends. The End!