Harry Potter and COMPANY on Weed and Crack BONUS! Tons of VODKA!

Disclamer: Neither of us owns Harry Potter. I own a cat, and Gone owns a dog. Don't Sue Please!

Rating:PG-13

By GoneFishin AKA LITTLE FISHIE and by Werewolfgal Summary: Harry and his company get a little too high and drunk. So what happens? READ STUPID! The authors will pop in to make comments. PLUS SLUMBER PARTY! Truth or Dare included! And a special by Sir Lance-a-little Wear's cat AND a another appearance by Gone's dog Pete The PEEer.

Chapter 1:Where did they go? BECAUSE WE ZAPPED THEM INTO OUR BASEMENT. PARTAY! Plus fun fun fun with Sir-Lance-A-Little

Harry had just gotten out of the shower and forgot his clothes. Harry walked into the common room to find some shrieks of terror. Then Harry is sucked into the authors cozy basement where Sir-Lance-A-Little is chewing on the SHOES OF DOOM (which whack random people on the head)

SUDDENLY! A random fangirl comes out of the closet and asks where the glue is.

" DUMB FANGIRL! WE HAVE NO GLUE!" the naked Harry said in Japanese.

" What?" said fangirl.

" Am I not talking in English?" Harry said in Polish.

" No you aren't, now speak in English!" said Fangirl and disappeared into Hagrid's Cabin.

" HERMIONE! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" screamed the invisible pretty flower A/N: Inside joke. You wouldn't get it. SO elementary BUT BAC TO THE STORY!

" Who's there?" Hermione suddenly appeared and exclaimed.

" Hi Audra" A/N: ME -GoneFishin Said Eric.

AN: Eric is the guy I like so just forget this part, this is for my own fantasies " Oh Eric!" exclaimed Audra "

Oh Audra!" exclaimed Eric.

" OH Draco!" (Where'd he come from) exclaimed Hermione

" OH Hermione!" exclaimed Draco.

And then Eric and Audra snogged and Draco and Hermione snogged.

" MUST FIND HAPPY PLACE! TO MUCH SMUT!" screamed Abby A/N: ME! - Werewolfgal

Harry still standing without no clothes said why are we here?

Fred told George that no one was to fly to the moon without feather boas! It just wasn't going to work. And so that's why our jeans are blue. D

umbledore appeared and called the spirits to some and give us all yearbooks! BUT anyway Harry looked around and found a tight black skirt and a hot pink tube top. He put them on and walked over to the fireplace THEN Draco comes up and says " You look hot"

" Why thanks Dracs!" says Harry in joy.

" NO I mean it" says Draco Harry and Draco start making out.

Abby goes to get punch at the punch bowl, and sees an empty bottle of Love Potion Number 9 laying next to it. "OOO, so that's why everyone's snogging!" Annie said to no one in particular. She took some punch anyways.

Just them, Remus Lupin got zapped into the basement. Annie got him some punch before she drank hers. Soon, they were both snogging. Then, Sirius came into the basement, and told everyone to get in a circle, so they could play Truth or Dare.

Stay Tuned For The Next Chapter, Truth or Dare!

-Werewolfgal and GoneFishin'

R&R Please!