Who owns Inu Yasha? Not me! So don't take me to court!
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Inu Yasha and Kagome are sitting under a tree in midmorning. They are
tiredly talking and over all resting.

Inu Yasha- When are you going home next?

Kagome- Well, I don't have a big exam soon, so not in a while unless we need
something

Inu Yasha nods and hears a voice in his ear.

Kyorei- Inu Yashaaaaaa, kiss kagomeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Kagome too was hearing a voice.

Anrui- Kagomeeeeee, if Inu Yasha kisses you slap hiiiiiiim

They both look around them and don't notice the writers of the fanfic.

Inu Yasha- Who was that?

Kagome- If he was to kiss me I-

Inu Yasha looks over at her suddenly.

Kagome- Oh, voices right.....

Kyorei- Goooooo get some pizzaaaaaa

Anrui- Leeeeeeave it by the treeeee!!!!!!!

The writers run off. Sango and Miroku are in Kaede's hut sitting around.

Miroku- So I says to her I says-

Kyorei- Stoooooop talking! Kissssssss heeeeeeeer

Anrui- .............

Kyorei- Anrui-chan, its your turn!!!

Anrui- He is so hot........

Kyorei- Sango, haaaaave Miroku's babyyyyyy!!!

Sango- Who the-

Anrui- NO HANDS OFF!!!!!!

Miroku- Something is grabbing my pig tail!

Anrui- Come Kyorei-chan we have work to do

Kyorei- buzzzzzz

The fanfic writers, turned bees, run away. Shippou Is laying by a lake.
Anrui and Kyorei buzz up to his ears.

Kyorei- Are you huuuuuuunngery???

Anrui- There s a suuuuuuucker by that tree over theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

Shippou's ears perk up and he looks around.

Shippou- Sucker? Wheeeeeeeeeeere?

Kyorei- It's over there! That big red thiiiiiiiiiiing!

Anrui- Yes, yes! Eat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Shippou runs over.

Shippou- ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay!

He takes a lick of the sucker.

Shippou- IT'S TABASCO FLAVOR!

Shippou begins to cry and Anrui and Kyorei buzz off. (get it?)

Anrui and Kyorei- Kukuku

Narraku sits in his mansion sipping ocha. Across from him at the table
Anrui and Kyorei, still in bee form, drink from the same cup of ocha.

Narraku- So, my children, have you done anything evil lately?

Kyorei- We did the tabasco sucker thing!

Narraku- Ah, yes, that's one of my favorites. Kukuku

Anrui starts to cry.

Anrui- I CAN'T LIVE A LIE ANYMORE! I'M IN LOVE WITH MIROKU!

Narraku- Aren't we all?

Anrui- I'M GOING TO DO THE ONLY THING THAT EVER MADE ME HAPPY!

Anrui buzzes out of the room and Kyorei followes happily. Later they are in
Shesshoumaru's closet.

Kyorei- I GOT A BOWA!

Anrui- I think theses are panties!

Rin pops out of some clothes.

Rin- Can we put on his makeup latter?

Kyorei and Anrui- You know it!
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Like it?! It was dumb, I know but I think its funny! Kyorei and I wrote it one late night at her house. Remember, you can always read me at azonia85@aol.com or angelfire.come/ca6/thatcoolsite/index.html