Yayyyy! My First Fanfiction! *cough cough* anyway my Fellow Un-awesome people (nah, i'm kidding. your awesome for actually giving me a chance!) I hope you enjoy. Even you Romano,if you're somewhere reading this!

And if you find Horrifying spelling Mistakes, please forgive me!

DO I have to add a disclaimer? would i be doing this? no it'd be in the anime...*sigh*

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia, Blah blah blah!

Lovino's P.O.V.

I was sitting there thinking about a math problem and my mind somehow wandered over to Antonio, my room mate, who was across the room.

Me squirming and writhing under Antonio's body, as he- what the hell am i thinking!?

I sighed and soon realized the huge boner I got while thinking about that incomplete scenario. I'm not gay or anything it's just 'cuz i watched that one gay porn! I'm just curious. That's right! I'm curious!

I looked back at Antonio, who seemed to be studying (which really mean: talking to friends, watching T.V. etc. while occasionally glancing down at a textbook)

That's when I, myself remember that I had a book in front of me.

Ughh, math,right...

"Antonio! Get your ass over here and help me with this!"

"But Lovi~ I'm doing my own work..." But he still got up. "what is it?"

"what do you think it is?" I said with a hint of sarcasm, only because he knew it was only math i ever asked him for help...and maybe spanish from time to time.

He sat down next to me "well have you read the problem?"

"yeah, i'll read it again for you, ' I have ten plates of pasta and you have 11 tomatoes. How many of canada's Pancakes will fit on the roof?" Antonio looked at me as if i were crazy.

And then with a smile he asked "what's your answer?"

being stunned by the unexpected question and his smile (damn it! i'm not gay) i stumbled around with words for a minute, until i said "well the only reasonable answer would be 'Purple 'cuz aliens don't wear hats'..." he had the most goofiest smile on and suddenly broke out laughing "very good! but i think the real question is 'Simplify 8 x3 / 2 x-3 ' so you gotta start out with this. the-

Hey are you even listening!"

"HUH?" i was caught staring (damn...i'm gay, alright...)

"i'm done with this problem, do you understand?" I looked down at what he was pointing at, there i saw numbers and the answer circled in the corner 4 x6'

Fuck! guess who spaced out again!

"umm...noo. could you do it again or another one?"

"yeah...i'm gonna do it again" he explained again, but i swear, from the corner of my eye i saw him grin but i didn't understand why. Because i'm understanding it? no that was an evil type of grin. But every time I would look at him, he'd turn around and act as if he was talking to someone on his phone.

"do you understand it now?"

"yeah, thanks, a lot"

With that evil grin i knew i saw he asked "what were staring at?"

"huh? i wasn't staring at anything" i looked at the next question confused as if it would help me, then i remembered.

"you should finish the next question."

"you..." i looked at a problem for a second, this guy couldn't be gay.

"huh? what you said?"

"you..." I looked at him, and a blush instantly took over my face as i saw him looking at me with the most evilest grin.

he slowly approached me,"this isn't one of your jokes, right?"

I looked down and felt my face radiating heat "well...what if i say no..."

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TO BE CONTINUED!