Title: Fast Thinking

Description: What do you get when you mix fast thinking, a couple of lies, a birthday, and a few cameras? ZADR of course!

I looked around, I was in Zim's base, hiding from him, and hopefully doing a good job at it.

I heard a piece of metal hit the ground; I jumped up and whirled around, only to find Gir on his head, playing with a toy octopus. I frowned; that stupid robot sca- surprised me.

"Shoo," I whisper-shouted.

"HI DIBBEH!" The silver robot shouted. I swear, to put it nicely, he was a glitch in my hard drive.

"Shh!" I said, putting my finger up to my mouth, "You have to be quiet."

"Why?" Gir asked me.

"Because… Umm… Because I have a surprise for Zim, but he can't know I'm here," I was scared by my fast thinking, but Zim sure was going to get a surprise.

Gir studied me for a moment, and then he quickly said, "M-kay," And went back to 'quietly' playing with his octopus.

I rolled my eyes, and then decided that I should probably move.

I quickly made my way to the main room in Zim's underground base. I was finally putting up the last camera when Zim walked in.

"Dib-Stink!" I heard Zim shout, I quickly turned around and hid the camera behind my back, "What are you doing in my base?"

"Umm… I heard that it was your birthday, so… I came to say 'Happy Birthday…' Happy birthday," again, my fast thinking scared me.

Zim was silent for a moment, "How did you know that it was Zim's 'birthday' as you humans call it?"

Oh shoot! I didn't think that it would actually be Zim's birthday! "Umm… Gir told me," again, I scare myself.

Zim was quiet again, this time long enough for me to take a look around, "You know how you humans do that gift giving thing?" He asked me.

I looked back at Zim, then nodded.

"Do you want to know what Zim wants?" He asked me curiously.

I nodded, it would be cool to know what my enemy wants, then maybe I could use it against him.

Zim walked over to me, and stood on his tiptoes to whisper in my ear, to whisper three words that I would never forget.

Do you want to know what those words were? They were; "Zim wants you."