Jack Frost saw an egg and he ate it and then suddenly Hiccup came and said, "You ate that thing with it's shell on?! Where's my gun so I can shoot you?!"
But then Rapunzel came and hit him with a frying pan. And then Merida came and said, "Huh! You guys are weirdos!"
Jack Frost said "Let's go on an adventure!"
"No way!" Said Hiccup, "I wanna be lazy and eat junk food!"
And then suddenly Hiccup said, "I wanna get married to Rapunzel!"
Then Rapunzel said, "Yay!" And started rapidly dancing.
And then suddenly Merida had a rage of jealousy.
THE WEDDING DAY:
"You may now kiss the bride."
And then Merida was like, "That should've been me!"
And then Jack Frost came and said, "It's okay, I understand I've been jealous too."
Rapunzel came and said, "IN YOUR face Merida! I GOT him and you didn't!"
Then Hiccup got his gun and shot a chicken!
And Jack Frost said, "Noooooooo! That was my best friend!"
Hiccup went on a hunting trip. And then he killed a bear! And a tree! It was very obvious.
And then something random happened.
Kermit the Frog came and said, "You should really find yourself a new girlfriend."
"We're already married, dummy!" Hiccup said.
And then Kermit said, "NOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to marry Rapunzel!"
And then Kermit got out a knife and stapped Hiccup in the tummy. And the hospital came out nowhere. And the police came to arrest Kermit and Kermit stole the police car! And he was never seen again.
After that, Rapunzel came and said,"NO MY LOVE! Why did that big fat jerk Kermit come and kill you?! I'm gonna kill him for you!"
To be continued. . .