Kreimhild Gretchen's Guide To Being A Witch

by Silver Mangle

Kreimhild Gretchen is the all powerful witch queen, who is ready to introduce magical girls to what it is like to be a witch. Packed full of facts and terrible jokes, the editor/ publisher Elsa Maria advises you to NOT read the last chapter.

1. Chapter 1

KG's Guide To Being A Witch.

Introduction

Hi, I am Kreimhild Gretchen, also known as witch Madoka or dark Madoka. I am the witch of salvation, and I fell into despair a while ago. As the most powerful witch in the universe, I can tell you about what it is like to be a witch so you can be ready when you fall into despair, if you even do fall into despair. So if you are ready, continue reading so you can enter the amazing world of witches. You will also meet other witches such as my friends Charlotte, Ophelia, Okravia Von Secrondrarf, Candalauro, Homulilly and my editor/ publisher the witch form of Oriko Mikuni aka Elsa Maria.

(Note from Elsa Maria: I hope you like this book, puella magi or other type of reader. The chapters of this book are Introduction, How To Become A Witch, Your Duty As A Witch, What You Should Do If You Become A Witch, Barrier And Familiar Creation, Protecting Yourself, Grief Seeds, Bringing Despair, Q&A, and the dreaded Witch Jokes chapter. I recommend not reading the Witch Jokes chapter as the jokes are so bad that they made Ophelia strap herself to a rocket that was about to blast off and Walpergus Night plummet to the ground and fracture a gear. I shall see you in the next chapter, so until then, farewell readers!)