It was those eyes.
Those big beautiful deep black eyes that threatened to suck Rin Okumura in.
The teen reached down and loosened his tie, suddenly feeling a bit hot. He cleared his throat and looked around for anyone who might see the romantic story that was about to unfold. With a smile, he began to speak: "K-Kirin… I know we haven't seen each other since that one time I visited the zoo in second grade…but I still feel for you. No, I don't just feel for you!"
Rin quickly unbuttoned his shirt and threw it on the ground. "Kirin…" The camera zoomed in on his face. "Kirin…I love you!"
There was a long silence in the park. Kirin tilted her head and began to snort at a fly that landed on her large nose. After a few minutes of the giraffe snorting, Rin decided to make the first move.
"My sexy giraffe, Kirin…" Rin threw his belt on the ground and spread his arms out. "I'm ready when you are." Blush spread across his cheeks as he gasped. "SO COME AT ME MY CHILDHOOD LOVER!"
Kirin responded by craning her neck down and biting the tip of Rin's left nipple. She let go and began to gag.
Rin moaned. "K-K-Kirin, you know, that really hurt!" He bit his lip to keep from crying. "Please be a little more gentle, Kirin."
Kirin bent down lower and began to nudge Rin's bottom, causing his body to tense up. She continued to nudge until Rin finally turned around and blinked in surprise. "K-Kirin it doesn't work that way. No matter what you do I'm not pissing my pants."
Kirin's ears drooped as if she understood Rin, but in reality bugs were beginning to land on the tips, weighing them down. The animal flicked her ears and began to nudge Rin's bottom again, much to the half demon's annoyance.
"KIRIN PLEASE BE SERIOUS WITH ME- OW MY OTHER NIPPLE."
The smashing couple continued going back-and-forth until sunrise, when their shenanigans were broken by Rin's shocked brother. Today they continue to sneak out to see each other. Kirin nudges Rin's butt in attempt to mate and Rin gets his body torn up by Kirin's teeth. Don't feel sorry for Rin, he's the one who thought stripping would make him cool. And don't feel sorry for Kirin either…she's a tsundere.
A/N: Before anyone asks, Kirin was created by me and Utsuneko on DeviantART. I decided that this might as well be uploaded here too. I do not own Rin Okumura, but I do have partial ownership of Kirin the giraffe.