A/N: Hey guys…I have a couple days off do my school being destroyed. X) So, I decided to do my best to pick up my writing slack! Here goes nothing! I hope you guys enjoy this! Let me know what you think! :) These are all going to be little blurbs based on Chadisms.

This is inspired by TheRealChadDC on twitter. :P

Summary: Chad Dylan Cooper is too amazing to just simply be. Here are his words of awesome. Follow them. Worship them.

The Book of Chad
by 0TwistedAngel0

Chad glanced at his reflection in his private bathroom and blew a kiss at it. Man, he was looking spectacular today—even by his standards. He felt it was going to be an amazing day. He ran a hand through his perfectly coiffed hair and then straightened his tie before walking out. He saw Portlyn and Marta walking by and gave the girls a friendly wink before passing them. He heard them giggle and continue gossiping which brought a smirk onto his perfect face.

'Oh yeah, I'm on a roll today' he thought to himself. Seeing his cast mates' reaction to him made him wonder how a certain Random would react to him on his frickin spectacular day. Chad's smirk turned mischievous as he switched directions and headed towards the Commissary.

He started whistling some mindless tune as he sauntered into the commissary like the owned the place—which honestly, considering that Mackenzie Falls was the studio's number one show and he was the star of said show he basically did.

His eyes sparkled for a moment when they landed on his whole purpose for coming to the commissary, Sonny Munroe, his favorite Random. Her brown hair was cascaded over her face as she gazed down at a magazine which was most likely a new issue of Tween Weekly. She was wearing pretty turquoise colored top and tight black jeans. He had to admit that Blondie's taste in clothes was rubbing off on Sonny…sure Sonny would never be so…err…bold with her outfits but she was dressing better. She looked really pretty…not that she didn't on a normal basis…

He mentally kicked himself for getting so worked up over just seeing her and reminded himself that he only came by to see how he could bother her. He pulled on his suit jacket and then put on his famous grin before walking over to her. He placed one hand on the back of her chair and the other on the table and he leaned in close to the girl. "Hey Sonny."

The brunette jumped up and looked up to glare at Chad. "You scared me! Gosh, didn't your mommy teach you not to sneak up on people."

He smirked and sat down on the empty chair next to her. "Nope," he said as he leaned even closer. He watched as Sonny's eyes widened slightly at the loss of personal space. "I just came by to see what you were reading. Another article about me in Tween Weekly?"

Sonny backed away a bit and rolled her eyes closing the magazine quickly. "No." she answered her voice going up an octave. Chad inwardly chuckled. Sonny was such a bad liar. He didn't know how she could be such a good actress.

"Is that all, Chad? Because if it is you can go now," she said. Even though she was telling him to leave it was Sonny who stood up quickly from her chair and made an attempt to escape. Chad stood up right after her and followed her out of the room before grabbing her by the elbow gently.

"Wait,"

Sonny turned around and pulled her elbow away from him. Chad released his hold and stuffed his hands into his pockets. "I just wanted to talk." He glanced around the hallway. He hadn't gone all the way to the commissary risking being late to rehearsal just to have Sonny walk away without a reaction from her.

Sonny smiled a bit and glanced into his eyes hesitantly. As she did, Chad unleashed his full power of awesome on her. He smiled bashfully and let his hair fall slightly into his eyes. He knew that drove the girls crazy. Sonny giggled, "I'm sorry, Chad. I'd love to stay and chat but Marshall wants me to show this week's guest star around."

Chad scoffed slightly. "Who could possibly follow me in guest star grandness?" he asked not really caring for the answer. He flipped his hair back slightly disappointed that Sonny hadn't declared his love for him on the spot. The bashful smile always worked.

Sonny smirked and Chad perked up. Sonny rarely smirked unless she was going to say something that was going to bother him…who was guest starring? His brow furrowed as he thought of all the possibilities.

"Zac Efron."

If Chad had been drinking anything this would have been the perfect moment for a spit take. "WHAT?" he shouted his eyes bugging out of his head. Zac Efron his SWORN nemesis was going to guest star on So Random? He was going to be hanging out with HIS Sonny for a whole week? No way!

"Efron's not even FUNNY!"

Sonny's smirk grew wider. "Oh, I don't know. I think he's pretty perfect. He can do anything." She giggled and then walked off without another word leaving Chad fuming in the hallway. He stomped back towards his set mumbling under his breath the entire time. When he walked in Chastity greeted him with a shy 'hello'.

Chad stopped and turned to glare at her. "NOBODY IS MORE PERFECT THAN I AM!" he shouted at her before heading off in the direction of his dressing room claiming that he needed a break.

Chastity blinked her eyes a few times after her co-star. Skyler came up behind her gazing in the same direction as she was. "What's up with Cooper?"

The brunette girl shrugged her shoulders and glanced at Skyler. "Nothing. He's 'perfect'" She replied before heading towards make-up.

Chadism #1:

"He who is perfect is Chad Dylan Cooper. No one is as perfect as he."