I tried to write a 51 things for Drake, but I couldn't get past 1. Drake is not allowed to write chains and whips excite me as his facebook status. So this came out instead…Enjoy and review :D
Drake Whiphand Merwin
Caine Napoleon Soren poked you. Poke whip back
Tayylor poked you. Poke whip back
Zil Sperry poked you. Poke whip back
Drake Whiphand Merwin liked Chains and whips excite me on ilikethis
Howard Bassem: oh of course you would
Caine Napoleon Soren: that's srsly disturbing. do you even know wut that means O_O Howard, Taylor and 4 others like this
Drake Whiphand Merwin: Duh, ever seen my arm?
Sam Temple: TROLOLOLOL FAIL Caine and Howard like this
Diana Ladris: it's Rihanna :L
Zil Sperry: OMFG SHE GOT A WHIP HAND? She used to be so hot
Astrid Ellison: holy crap Drake, chains and whips are used to augment pleasure during intercourse. Sadomasochism. Yeah srsly disturbing images here. Sam, Diana and 3 others like this
Drake Whiphand Merwin: I dun understand!
Sam Temple: heyy I'll gladly demonstrate with Astrid if u insist ;D
Tayylor:and i'll demonstate with u if she doesn't ^_^
Caine Napoleon Soren: FUCK NO, SAM, DON'T U DARE! THE THOUGHT OF DRAKE DOING IT IS HORRIFYING ENOUGH. The entire FAYZ population over the age of 10 likes this
Brittney Donegal
Can u keep a tampon in ur pocket at all times? I think I just hit puberty.
Drake Whiphand Merwin: wtf I don't have any!
Albert Hillsborough: Kotex tampons, pads and liners now on sale at Ralphs! Buy two get one free! Limited time only! Howard, Charles, Tayylor and Brianna like this
Brittney Donegal: a bra would be nice too tyvm
Drake Whiphand Merwin
Will sneak into Perido beach and whip Sam tonight~ Zil Sperry and the Human Crew like this
Sam Temple: …
Caine Napoleon Soren: Ever heard of the element of surprise?
Drake Whiphand Merwin: BUT I DONT EVEN HAVE U AS A FRIEND
Computer Jack: privacy settings, Drake :/
Gaiaphage: Whip Hand, get off this silly social networking site and go terrorize some little kids instead Sam Temple, Caine Napoleon Soren, Lana Arwen Lazar and 5 others like this
Computer Jack: HOW DARE U CALL MY FAYZBOOK SILLY
Quinn Gaither
Just out of curiosity, does ur arm taste like seafood? Everyone likes this
Drake Whiphand Merwin: …diediedie
I might make a fayzbook wall for more chapters, depending on whether or not people like this.
The following is a rant you do not have to read, feel free to skip to the review button.
Okay, here goes: I don't actually like Drake Merwin or his stupid whip hand. I recently reread Hunger and he pissed me off all over again with what he did to Sam and Diana, who are my second and fifth favourite characters respectively, and aieeee I really wanna beat him up. But all in all he's probably the best made characters in the series though and fun to write about. Even though I hate him most of the time. My top five characters are Sam, Caine, Dekka, Edilio and Diana.
~Frostyshadows~