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Kingdom hearts and the Order of the Phoenix

Chapter 1

Letters from Someone

Destiny Islands a place where laughter can be heard and excitement is in the air, except for three kids resting underneath a palm tree.

"I'm sooooo bored. I wish the worlds would open again." Sora complained, yawning and lying back under the palm tree.

"I suppose…but wouldn't that mean Ansem and the Heartless were back?" Riku told him, staring up at the sky.

"Yeah, I guess so…I know! Do you wanna have a magic fight, just to keep in shape?" Sora asked summoning his Keyblade and getting to his feet.

"Why not." Riku replied, summoning Souleater and also standing up.

"You two at it again? Okay. On my count…3…2…1…Go!" Kairi yelled, watching them.

"Fire!" Sora yelled but instead of a large fireball firing out of the tip of the sword, a feeble spark came out.

"What the…? Blizzard! Thunder! Gravity! Aero! Stop!" He yelled, but nothing happened.

"Riku! We've lost our magic!" Sora exclaimed, gazing at his weapon.

"You've lost your magic. I on the other hand…" He held up Souleater. "FIRA!" Nothing happened. "Uh-oh."

"Hey Sora, Riku, Kairi you've got mail!" Tidus called, running up to them. (Sora and Riku dismissed they're weapons since Tidus didn't know about them).

"Mail?" They asked puzzled (they never got mail; they're parents did).

"Yep, three letters. One for each of you. But the weird thing is, there's no return address." Tidus told them handing each of them an envelope.

"Wonder who they're from?" Riku muttered to himself as they opened the letters.

Olympus Coliseum:

"Come on, Cloud! I know you're better than this." Sephiroth yelled as sparks flew from his and Cloud's swords.

"Shut up you &&." Cloud retorted angrily, panting slightly.

"Now, now. You shouldn't say such things to your elders." Sephiroth said with a calm smirk.

"You're not my elder! We're both fifteen, you idiot!" Cloud retorted.

"Now, now, you and I both know I'm exactly two days, five hours, thirty-two minutes, and fifteen seconds older than you."

"ARGH! Why must you keep bringing that up! Let's just finish this NOW!" Cloud yelled rushing towards Sephiroth with his sword raised.

"STOP!" Someone shouted. They froze and looked around to see who had said it. It was Phil.

"You guys just got letters." He told them, stroking his goatee and holding out the two letters.

"But we never get mail." Cloud said taking his letter.

"You never get mail. I get letters from adoring fangirls from all over the worlds." Sephiroth said taking his.

The thirteenth order's 'secret' hideout

"I'm such an idiot! Everyone got a mission and what did I get? Cleaning!" Axel mumbled as he dusted the furniture. "Just because I'm only fifteen doesn't mean I'm only good at housework!"

SPLAT. A projectile of poop hit the floor.

"HEY! I just mopped!" Axel yelled, grabbing the mop leaning against the wall and rushed towards the poop.

"What kind of idiot bird would poop on my floor?" He muttered to himself as he mopped the floor.

SPLAT!

A second poop hit Axel on the head. Cursing, he stood up staring into the rafters to see where it was coming from. An owl sat calmly in them with a letter in its beak.

"I'll be having roast owl tonight!" Axel snickered, holding up his hand and preparing to fry the owl.

Noticing him, the owl flew down onto Axel's shoulder and dropped a letter on the floor (directly in a splat of poop), then flew out the open window.

"Mail? For me?" Axel said in disbelief picking up the letter, scraping the owl droppings off, and opening it.

Dear Mr. Axel,

We are pleased to announce that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Inside you will find a list of the necessary items you will need. You will be placed in fifth year due to your age, and will have to work extra hard to catch up.

Sincerely,

Minerva M. McGonagall

Back at Olympus Coliseum:

"I don't have time to go to some stupid school." Sephiroth said indignantly.

"Me neither." Cloud agreed (gasp), nodding.

"Too bad. You're going." Phil told them, pushing them towards the world exit.

"Why!" They asked simultaneously.

"Because I need time to fix my coliseum, that's why! Now scat!"

Back at Destiny Islands

"Hogwarts?" Sora asked finishing reading his letter and staring at the other two.

"It's a magical school! Look at the list: Standard Book of Spells, grades 1-5, a caldron, a wand, a pair of dragon hide gloves, and so on and so forth." Kairi said read off some of the items on the list.

"Too weird. So, do you think we should go?" Sora asked.

"Are you nuts? Someone-who knows who-has just invited us to a MAGIC school. It's probably just some prank. Besides, even if it was true, where would we get all this stuff?" Riku said incredulously.

"In London o'course." A gruff voice said behind them.

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