Disclaimer- I do not own Glee!
A:N- Kinda of a little fun project to get over my writer's block! If you have a favorite Brittany quote you want a cute explanation for, leave it in a review. I'll see what I can do!
David Martinez, the new better looking Spanish teacher, stood shyly in front of the Glee Club. "Mr. Schuester is right. Spanish will be the most spoken language in America in twenty years. It will be almost a requirement to be bi-lingual by the time you guys hit your mid-thirties. "
Brittany smiled to herself and nudged Santana with her shoulder. "I'm already bi-lingual."
"Well that's excellent! It will be very good for your college years." The Latino man nodded with slight excitement.
Rachel huffed slightly. She turned around in her chair, looking at Brittany confused. Brittany was commonly missing words up, she brought it upon herself to clear things up. "You're bisexual, Brittany. Not Bi-lingual."
"I know what bisexual is Rachel." Brittany looked over to Santana and shrugged. "Bi-lingual is when you speak two languages right."
Rachel just nodded. "Yes. I didn't know you spoke two languages. I'm very impressed with this new information."
Finn nodded slightly and offered Brittany a smile. "That's awesome."
Santana shook her head lightly. Putting her hand on Brittany's thigh, dragging the blonde's attention to focus on herself. "Honey, you don't speak two languages."
"My tongue does. Sometimes I can't get my mouth and teeth too. But my tongue almost always does." Brittany grinned, interlacing her fingers with Santana's.
"What?" Santana was completely confused. Now the whole room's attention was on Brittany and Santana. A slight bit of confusion fell across the choir room. They were used to Brittany's random statements. But this was different. She knew what the word meant, but her explanation made zero sense.
"Well think about it San. My tongue does know Spanish. You should know better than anyone. I can always make you speak Spanish, when I use my…" Santana quickly covered Brittany's mouth with both hands before her comment caused any more damage.
A large array of laughs to 'Oh my gods' cross through the choir room very quickly. Santana sank deeply into her seat. Her caramel skin had turned at least five different shades of red.
Everyone was staring at the young couple. Brittany just shrugged. "What?"