Discliamer:
I have no permission to write this. Please don't sue me. You can, but what would you profit?
Prophit...pro-fit.. anyways you know what I mean.
I know I havn't written in awhile but hey..I'm a busy weirdo.
I got a job at Harris Teeter, for those who know it great for those who don't
you live somewhere else. My hours are screwy at best but thats all good. I love being
a jantor. I miss my dishwashing job. Anyhow.. Marvel dosn't know I'm writing
this, niether does HT or VH1. Dave Sevile dosn't ither. Interested yet? Yay.
" T.V. Night in Oz."
".. Tonight on Vh1 behind the music a " Where Are They Now" exclusive interveiw
With Alvin and the Chipmunks."
" Whacha watchin Red?"
"Shh! Alvin and the Chipmunks are on!!"
" Always wondered what happened to them."
".. It was a story for the masses. Three orphaned chipmunks adopted and rose
to stardom under the tutilage of self sacrificing Dave Sevile or should that have been Devil."
"Wow!! howd they do that with his eyes!?"
"Shut up Bobby!!"
"can I watch?"
"Shhhh!"
"..Alvin and the Chipmunks real life heart breaking story from Alvin himself next, after this commercial break."
"Bright lady Jean... what are you watching?"
"Vh1."
"Shaddup and get mesmerized."
"Logan, that shall be your final mistake with me..."
"Ohh! Oooh! the ketchup comercial!!!"
"Oohh the power of tomatoe product."
" BACK ON!! IT'S BACK OOOOOOONNNN! SHHHHH!"
"..Alvin and the Chipmunks. Superstars or ASPCA overlooks?"
"Alvin, if you can bear to talk about it, are the rumors true that you are the product
of an illicit interspieces affair?"
" It's true!! It's true!! We are Dave Seviles bastard son's with a Chipmunk.
When we were born, interspiecies marriages weren't allowed so he "adopted"
us to avoid scandal."
"..Alvin, can you tell us what really happened to Theodore?"
" Well, becouse we are half chipmunk, Theodore unfortunatly inherited
the chipmunk life span. He died in season two but..*sob* Dave was so power
hungry, *sob* he used Theodor's body like a puppit untill the geneticly
enginered clone was big enough to replace him! "
"Dat's twisted!"
"Quiet Gambit!"
" Honey I'm home! Wolverine! Why is your hand on my wife's thigh?"
"Ain't yer wife no more."
"Oh.. o.k..Well, the marraige process was enjoyable Jean but, I'm gonna turn you over
to Wolverine and sit quietly like a good boy."
".. What about The Chipettes, Alvin?"
" They were really our half- sisters. Dave wanted to breed us together
to make the ultimate pop culture icon. *sob* But.. It didn't work. All of his experiments failed.
New Kids On The Block, Backstreet Boys. They Were all Dave's twisted creations fr*sob* om our gene pool."
"..How did you stay childeren for so long? Here's a tissue."
" Our diets were little more than caffine, Cuban cigars, bran and hours in a heilium tank."
".. Dave went crazy?"
" Yes. When he found out Simon was trying to reverse the effects of our condition
Dave had us... permanitly "Falsettoed". Simon later made a concoction to reverse
that as well. He grew blue fur and ran away."
"Sound familiar Henry?"
"No. I find little humour in that. Just for that, I'm shutting the power off.
and it won't come back on line for several hours."
"NOOOOOOOO!"
BZZACCKT!
"Well, that's it goodnight everybody."
"Did somebody say "Threesome?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Dang, guess not."
"Shut up Scott."
"ok."
I have no permission to write this. Please don't sue me. You can, but what would you profit?
Prophit...pro-fit.. anyways you know what I mean.
I know I havn't written in awhile but hey..I'm a busy weirdo.
I got a job at Harris Teeter, for those who know it great for those who don't
you live somewhere else. My hours are screwy at best but thats all good. I love being
a jantor. I miss my dishwashing job. Anyhow.. Marvel dosn't know I'm writing
this, niether does HT or VH1. Dave Sevile dosn't ither. Interested yet? Yay.
" T.V. Night in Oz."
".. Tonight on Vh1 behind the music a " Where Are They Now" exclusive interveiw
With Alvin and the Chipmunks."
" Whacha watchin Red?"
"Shh! Alvin and the Chipmunks are on!!"
" Always wondered what happened to them."
".. It was a story for the masses. Three orphaned chipmunks adopted and rose
to stardom under the tutilage of self sacrificing Dave Sevile or should that have been Devil."
"Wow!! howd they do that with his eyes!?"
"Shut up Bobby!!"
"can I watch?"
"Shhhh!"
"..Alvin and the Chipmunks real life heart breaking story from Alvin himself next, after this commercial break."
"Bright lady Jean... what are you watching?"
"Vh1."
"Shaddup and get mesmerized."
"Logan, that shall be your final mistake with me..."
"Ohh! Oooh! the ketchup comercial!!!"
"Oohh the power of tomatoe product."
" BACK ON!! IT'S BACK OOOOOOONNNN! SHHHHH!"
"..Alvin and the Chipmunks. Superstars or ASPCA overlooks?"
"Alvin, if you can bear to talk about it, are the rumors true that you are the product
of an illicit interspieces affair?"
" It's true!! It's true!! We are Dave Seviles bastard son's with a Chipmunk.
When we were born, interspiecies marriages weren't allowed so he "adopted"
us to avoid scandal."
"..Alvin, can you tell us what really happened to Theodore?"
" Well, becouse we are half chipmunk, Theodore unfortunatly inherited
the chipmunk life span. He died in season two but..*sob* Dave was so power
hungry, *sob* he used Theodor's body like a puppit untill the geneticly
enginered clone was big enough to replace him! "
"Dat's twisted!"
"Quiet Gambit!"
" Honey I'm home! Wolverine! Why is your hand on my wife's thigh?"
"Ain't yer wife no more."
"Oh.. o.k..Well, the marraige process was enjoyable Jean but, I'm gonna turn you over
to Wolverine and sit quietly like a good boy."
".. What about The Chipettes, Alvin?"
" They were really our half- sisters. Dave wanted to breed us together
to make the ultimate pop culture icon. *sob* But.. It didn't work. All of his experiments failed.
New Kids On The Block, Backstreet Boys. They Were all Dave's twisted creations fr*sob* om our gene pool."
"..How did you stay childeren for so long? Here's a tissue."
" Our diets were little more than caffine, Cuban cigars, bran and hours in a heilium tank."
".. Dave went crazy?"
" Yes. When he found out Simon was trying to reverse the effects of our condition
Dave had us... permanitly "Falsettoed". Simon later made a concoction to reverse
that as well. He grew blue fur and ran away."
"Sound familiar Henry?"
"No. I find little humour in that. Just for that, I'm shutting the power off.
and it won't come back on line for several hours."
"NOOOOOOOO!"
BZZACCKT!
"Well, that's it goodnight everybody."
"Did somebody say "Threesome?"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Dang, guess not."
"Shut up Scott."
"ok."