1 d y Sollux was wating his bfs houz. they wre madly in lov3 whn th3y wz babiez or how th3y called it grubs. it waz so aborbs tht they frickle frackle all day evry day. anywho, hiz bf was called eridumb, az every1 called him but hiz reel name was reelly eridan but thatz dumb. thy did th3 do wif eris scarf and soluxs glasses. how that happened iz a secret tho. no1 knw they be 2ether bcz secret sexy time. nywh this dy was different tho, s0loux was vry sik & had a heedake. he no able todo anyfin wthout sneezin. so his bf c m ova 2 h3lp by th3 touh of t3 peepee. then 2ollux waz all betta afta.
3nd of chapter 1