"Kaaaaarkaaaat… we're lost again." Jade crossed her legs and looked out the window of the tiny Volkswagen Beetle. She'd never been in Washington State before, and it was nice, if a bit wet.
"We are NOT lost. I know EXACTLY where we are." As usual, Karkat was driving, and as usual, he was driving badly. Jade suspected that if she took the wheel, the car would weave a lot less, but she kept these thoughts to herself.
"Fine, then, where are we?" She stuck out her tongue.
"We are in the assfucking back end of nowhere, Jade. What does it look like?" Karkat flipped another car the bird. "Drive on the right side of the rode already!"
"Weren't we supposed to be heading towards Maple Valley?"
"Yeah, so?" Karkat's grip on the steering wheel was tight as she'd ever seen it.
"Maple Valley was an exit or two back." She shrugged. "I tried to tell you but you were too busy shouting at that Toyota."
"…What the fuck." Karkat sagged. "Guess we're turning around, huh?"
"Yeah. It's okay." Jade giggled. "Has anyone ever told you you're cute when you're mad?"
"You do. Every day."
"That's because you are." Jade kissed him on the cheek. "Hey, that was kind of an adventure, right? We saw somewhere we wouldn't have normally."
"Yeah, whatever." Karkat said, but he grinned. "Not like we haven't had enough of those already…"
He turned the car to the right, heading back to where they came.