OKEEZ! LET'S MAKE EDWARD PUSH! SUPER SHORT...SORRY!
"Edward, just keep pushing!" I screamed at him. "It'll be over soon. It's almost out, too." I added. He glared at me, pain in his eyes. Was it really that painful? Then he screamed again.
"Now, push!" the doctor, aka Carlisle, commanded. Edward pushed again. "Pus-"
"Oh, why don't you push it yourself?!" he screamed at his own dad. I could see Carlisle holding back his amusement.
"Calm, down, Edward." I soothed him. "Take deep breaths. That should take away the pain a bit." I told him. He did as I said.
"This is the first time in history." Carlisle mused. I would've laughed, but I think Edward would throw another sissy fit if I did. "Edward, push again." he commanded him. Edward screamed in agony. It was out for another inch.
"You're doing great, bro. Just a bit more." I assured him. Where the hell is Bella when we need her?
"I...I can't. Too...painful." he gasped as blood was already dripping.
"You can do it." I cheered him on. I looked and saw that it was another inch out.
"Okay, okay, just one more push and it's out." Carlisle said. Thank god this is almost over. Edward pushed again, screaming louder. He probably pushed harder so that he could finally feel relieved. I could hear a cry now. I looked behind me and saw Bella, her face tear-stained.
"Bella, about time you got here." I sighed in relief. Bella was crying.
"I wasn't here when he needed me. I'm not a good wife." she cried. She walked over to Edward. When she reached him, she held his hand. "I'm sorry I was late. I was caught in a traffic jam plus the cops caught me for speeding." she sobbed.
"Oh, cut out the drama." Rosalie said exasperatedly, rolling her eyes. I laughed. By now, Jasper and Emmett have come back up.
"What did we miss?" Jasper asked.
"Just Edward screaming like a pregnant woman." I laughed. Seriously, just because some guy crashed his car in the hospital, Carlisle called Edward to get it out of here and now, his hands are full of blood because the glass cut his hands. Definitely a first in history.
"Couldn't you help me push it?!" Edward asked.
"We were hungry." Emmett and Jasper said in unison.
"I didn't want to ruin my nails. I just did them." I whined.
"I didn't want to work." Rose sighed.
"I didn't want to get blood on my coat." Carlisle said.
"Hey! I was caught in a traffic jam." Bella complained.
"Now, let's get you to the infirmary. Your hands are bleeding badly." Carlisle commented, making Edward glare at him.
"And just whose fault is that?" he grumbled as he followed Carlisle.
"Let's just go home." Rosalie said. Everyone nodded in agreement. This was definitely a weird, yet fun day.
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