Something I had an idea for after listening to a song online. This is a Warriors parody of RvB's On Your Knees song. enjoy
Cat that's black, hard as stone
Need no friends, work alone
Three on one, but they shoulda sent four
Every time you get up you're back on the floor
A claw in the belly and a bite to the neck
Get it on boys or you're gonna be dead
Think ya got skills but you're sinking like a stone
Next time foxhearts you should just stay home
You can screw Dovepaw
Mess with Mistystar
Leave Tigerheart in a puddle of pain
You can beat Sandstorm till' she's down on the floor
But if you mess with Starclaw you'll be on the ground for sure
Foxheart
"Advantage: Starclaw" -Got that right
Bet you boys sleep well tonight
Lick those wounds, nurse those sores
Name reserved and that's who for
You got nine lives, she's got ten
After that she'll fight again
Bit dangerous anyone can tell
That crazy cat is the Darkforrest's angel
Oakheart beat down
Bluestar dead and drown
Barley castigate
Ravenpaw flagellate
Deathbite Dustpelt
Tigerstar deadstar
Blackstar is a crazy mess
Feathertail in great duress
Leopardstar is on her knees
Ivytail? Death please
Fallenleaves worst day ever
Crowfeather not much better
Brightheart in a stranglehold
Mudclaw's corpse is getting cold
Bleeding time for old Longtail
Stormfur not so lucky
Yellowfang could use a four-leaf clover
Scourge it is almost over
Pick up Hollypaw and slam her
Call the meds for Brambleclaw
Spottedleaf has been destroyed
Ditto that for Crookedstar
Squirrelpaw should have bought a friend
Hawkfrost's at his end
Graystripe crash and burn
Cloudtail point of no return
Lionheart's underneath a rock
Onestar's really dead
Whitestorm and Longtail
Give it up your turn is over
One-eye cancel all training
Jayfeather we've got your herbs
Berrypaw don't stand a chance
Thornclaw needs a lot of help
Leafpool you cannot surmount
Firestar -does he even count?
Pummel down on Whitewing
Ashfur you're SUCH a whiner
Millie eat my dust
Brook is a total bust
You can screeeewww Dovepaw
Mess with Mistystar
Leave Tigerheart in a puddle of pain
You can beat Sandstorm till' she's down on the floor
But if you mess with Starclaw
If you mess with Starclaw
If you mess with Starclaw you'll be on the ground for suuuuuuuuuuuuure
Foxheart