As I carefully got off my rickety old couch mindful of my broken arm I walked into the kitchen to calm my new found hunger. As I pulled the 2 day old Chinese food out of my refrigerator I instantly thought of the Chinese hottie, Maggie, that went on the mission in Albania with the team and I.

"Wonder what happened to her," I thought. "she's probably back in China assinating some Chinese ambassador ." After pondering the problem for a moment I was cut off by my phone ringing.

"Hello?" I asked not noticing the number

"Hey, Gunner how ya doin' buddy? Heard ya broke your arm." The Asian accent came over the phone.

"Yang! Yeah you heard about that too?"

"Yeah. So how's your life been since I jumped out of the plane?"

"Well besides the whole arm in a sling thing sucky as usual." I said as I put the cold Chinese food on a plate and stuck it in the microwave.

"Same here. Hey I have to go I'll talk to you later, hopefully." With that the Asian hung up on me.

"Well that was kind of a short conversation." I said aloud. "Well shit!" I exclaimed as I ran into the kitchen forgetting about the food in the microwave. Taking a cautious bite I quickly ran to the trash and spit it out "Bitch," as I threw the rest of the food in the trash I grabbed my phone and called Pizza Hut.

45 minutes later

I quickly walked to the door when I heard someone knock. Thinking it was the pizza man I opened the door money in hand.

"Maggie?! What are you doing here I thought you went back to China with Church." I said motioning her to come in.

"Well Church said that he wasn't going to need me any longer and after a month in China without killing somebody I got board and thought of you guys."

"Well then… I would ask you if you wanted something to eat but I have nothing here until the pizza man gets here." Not 10 seconds after I said that there was another knock at the door. As I opened the door the man, woman rather, handed me the pizza.

"That will be 18.99." the woman said

"No try free you're 16 minutes late." I said as I slammed the door in the woman's face.

"Gunner?"

"Hmm, yes Maggie." I said as I stuffed my face with a piece of pizza.

"How did you break your arm?" she said as she reached for a piece of pizza

"Please tell me you didn't just notice that."

"No, I noticed that when I walked in."

"Good. Well the last mission we went on I was fighting this guy. Gotta at least be 7 feet tall 350 pounds. I could've held him off," I bragged "but after I dropped my gun when he got a lucky shot to me left cheek, dazed I went to punch him and he grabbed my arm and broke it in 4 different places." I said as I grabbed my third piece of pizza. After we finished the first pizza Maggie asked me if I had a bathroom. I replied with my usual smart ass comments "No, I don't I shit in the woods."

"Then where's the t.p. at." The Asian came back at me.

"Down the hall 3rd door on the left in the bathroom." I smiled as she walked down the hall. After a couple minutes she came back looking a little different, looking a little sexier.

"Uhh, Maggie I uhh…."

"Yes, Gunner?" The Asian asked.

"Damn, Gunner that was a fail…." I thought "I uhh, wanted to know if you had a place to stay tonight?" I asked trying not to think of anything perverted, but that didn't happen.

"Yea, that motel down the street."

"You ain't stayin' there it's run by a bunch of rapists, crack heads, and drunks. Plus if you stay here it's free." I said as I gave one and a half thumbs up considering my cast.

"My stuffs in my room at the motel." She stated dryly

"Well then you are comin' with me to get your shit and check outta that hell hole." I said standing up.

"Well then what in the hell we waiting for. Let's go!" she said walking out the door into my garage. When I got out there I found the beautiful Asian woman sitting on my chopper.

"I swear this woman is trying to kill me." When she saw me standing in the doorway staring she quickly hopped off the bike gave me a small, embarrassed, smile and walked to her bike.

"I-I'm sorry I just uhh, like your bike." The Chinese woman stammered.

"It's fine," I said walking over to me bike. "You wanna ride with me?"

"Uhh, sure…."

"Well, get your helmet on and get your little ass over here." I said slinging my leg over the bike. "Well shit," I stated. "It's kinda hard to drive a bike…. With one hand. Guess we'll have to go in my truck."

As we walked over to the other side of the garage, tripping over some of my old projects, we pulled the tarp off of my 36' Chevy hotrod.

"Wow!" Maggie yelled

"Let me guess. You like this ride to?"

"Uhh, fucking hell yes!"

"Well why are you standin' there like a jackass in the rain get the hell in."