"Just calm down."
"Calm down? You just told me your dick is the size of a small country & you want me to calm down?"
"Everything will be fine, trust me."
"Easy for you to say, you aren't about to be invaded by a fuckin country!"
"Just try to relax. I told you, everything is gonna be just fine."
"I knew you'd be big, but jesus, even I have limits. I'm nervous."
"Just don't clench up & rip it off & we'll be just fine."
"If you are gonna invade, just do it."
"Well I think you need some preparation first, I don't want to destroy you, just take over for a while."
"Prepare me then. Just how big is this country of yours?"
"I'll show you."
"Holy shit, you weren't kidding. I was thinking like, a small island or something, but that qualifies as at least third world."
"Now you know why I call it the peninsula."
"It's fitting."
"Ready?"
"If this goes how I think it will, then the locker room is gonna have a new champion."