A/N: I wrote this for a request on tumblr which you can see here: oneeyedloric dot tumblr dot com / post/75581873423/i-send-thee-delores-jane-umbridge-of-the-harry-potter
I gaze over at Umbridge, pure hate in my eyes, raw fear in hers. "I'm finally going to get you back for all those detentions", I say. "Did you really think you'd get away with antagonizing the strongest alien race on Earth?"
"Please, please … I didn't know you were an alien, I thought you were just an ordinary wizard."
She's hanging from the ceiling with no visible supports, kept there by the power of my telekinesis. Every few seconds I band her into the wall again, hard. She whimpers, like I should show her more mercy that she's ever shown anyone she had power over.
"Well, the way you treated me, along with the rest of Hogwarts, is not acceptable for anyone, wizard or not. Attempting to use the Cruciatus curse to obtain information? You should thank me I'm going to kill you rather than getting you sent to Azkaban."
I reach up again with a rubber arm and metallic hand, and punch her in the nose from 10 feet down. I hear the crack as it break, and I'm about to start severing limbs when she says it.
"It's not like you're so perfect either. From what I hear from Six and Nine, you killed a fellow alien named Eight without cause."
Wait. She knows where Nine is? Slowly, I let her down, making sure she's still tied up well, and make the offer. "If you lead me to Nine, I'll let you go.
I see her eyes lighting up, hope replacing fear. This is always one of the best parts, excepting when they lose their false hope for the last time. We go to the fireplace. I throw in some Floo powder, and get her to say the place. We go through the fire, and when we exit, I casually restrain her from leaving the fireplace using my mind until the spell wears off. Her scream dieing off behind me, I yell "Hey! Come out and fight me!"