Classroom madness
Echizen concluded that his class was made up of a bunch of brainless, block heads.
Why?
It started at English lessons. The teacher is teaching the students how to use their own words to write the answer for the comprehension. It was supposed to be a boring class as everyone often did their own things during the class. Some slept; some doodled on pieces of paper while others were simply just daydreaming. Then the teacher decided to be 'evil'. He asked one of the students what he had just said before.
"What had I just said before?" the student replied.
The almost the entire class cracked up. He was requested to remain standing. The teacher asked several more students and they ended up standing. Finally one student managed to answer the question and it had stopped the preventing onslaught of questions. The teacher decided to continue the lesson.
"Ok, how do you say pursue in another way?" he asked a girl.
"Chasing after."
"No, it is hunt."
The PowerPoint showed the answer 'chasing after'.
"Teacher! Isn't my answer the same?!"
The whole class cracked up again for absolutely no reason. The students tried to stifle their laughter. There were four students who did bother to hide their incessant giggling. One student's face had turned exceptionally red from all the laughing. It was weird.
Some quarreling occurred at the side of the classroom so the teacher checked out what was causing the commotion.
"Horio, return my correction tape!"
"I'm borrowing it. Besides, with my two years of tennis experience, the correction tape will not spoil under my care."
"He snatched it."
"Borrow."
"Snatch!"
"Borrow!"
And it went on until the teacher broke the fight.
The teacher then allowed the students who were standing up to sit if they answer the other questions or if someone were to answer the question and chose the person who they want him/her to sit then they were allowed to sit.
"Save me!" one student yelled.
"No, choose me! Save me!"
And so began the 'saving ass' operation. They managed to save half of the people who were standing.
"Operation saving ass failed." One student commented when the bell went off, signaling that it was time to go home. It was a pretty odd day.
Ok. I know. Weird right? This situation happened to me recently and everything here is true. Echizen's thinking was like what I was thinking at that particular time. Review though I know some of you will flame. It's ok though.