"Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks."

The aforementioned Devil actually has the nerve to look insulted by this, his eyebrows lowering significantly and his shoulders hunch.

"Wait, what did you just call me?"

"Look at yourself!", Gabriel gestures his brothers entire form with his blade, "Boo hoo! Daddy was mean to me, so I'm gonna smash all his toys!"

Lucifer's voice drops dangerously, taking on an almost scolding edge to it when he says, "Watch your tone" in reply. Gabriel hasn't been scolded by any of is brothers in so long he almost, almost, forgets what it feels like.

But one doesn't just forget a scolding and especially after the amount he's faced in his long life here in this existance.

"Play the victim all you want. But you and me? We know the truth. Dad loved you best."

There it was, all out on the table for all those pagan eyes to see. The elephant in the room. Dad really did love Lucifer best. More then any of them. And there was a bunch of variety to choose from when it came down to it.

"More then Michael, more then me. Then He brought the new baby home and you couldn't handle it. So this," he makes a wild gesture around to the blood and carnage and shocked faces of the surviving pagan gods, "this is all one big temper tantrum."

Gabriel's grip on his blade shifts and he points it at his brother threateningly.

"Time to grow up."

Now, they were strong, powerful, forces to reckon with. But even they all knew not to get between two fueding Archangels. The pagan's were not so thick as to think they would come out unscathed from something like that.

"Brother, don't make me do this."

Lucifer's tone almost sounded sad but it was clear that his saddness did not extend enough to actually stop him from doing what it was they all knew he was going to do. Gabriel seemed to understand where this was going, and he'd already resigned himself to it.

"No one makes us do anything."

Gabriel gasped as his blade was twisted around and plowed into his own chest.

"Don't forget," Lucifer pulled him close, "You learned all your tricks from me, Little Brother."

A bright light enveloped them and for a moment they had all thought it was Gabriel's grace exploding around them, Sam and Dean have killed enough angels to know what it looks like when an angel explodes. They all had to turn away from the bright blinding light and sheild their eyes lest they be blinded by it.

But then it fades.

And in it's place sits a sight that has many blinking more then once as if its merely a trick of the light and they merely need to fix their vision of the currant situation. Sam and Dean can't help but stare.

Two feather balls, one of gold and the other of rose-gold.

The older of the two, pale and blonde, ice blue eyes peering around in confusion and awe, glared at them all.

The other, younger, sun-kissed and chestnut hair, whiskey eyes blinking rapidly as he tried to catch his barings.

Both are sitting with little stubby legs poking out from adult sized shirts and arms hidden under the fabric.

"What? How are...? Who are...? What?"

Sam knelt just a tad and squinted, "I think...I think its Lucifer and Gabriel."

At the sound of their names the two turned in sync to look over at the hunter in question, head's tilting as though they're trying to understand how the already abnormally tall hunter had gotten suddenly so much taller.

"I never thought I'd say this, but Lucifer was a cute kid."

Kali spun on the one responsible for this entire mess and Mercury held his hands up in self defence.

"This is your fault!"

"My fault? How is this my fault!"

Odin spun too, "I agree with the Hindu! Had you not sent word to him this would not have resulted as it had!"

Baron Samedi muttered something in Haitian at the same time Zao Shen said something to himself in chinese.

Ganesh turned to speak in hushed tones with Baldur.

Isis looked bored though curious as to how else this night could change.

Gabriel and Lucifer, both in child form, little bitty children, looked around and didn't seem to fancy the fact that they were being ignored. Gabriel didn't like that he couldn't snap his fingers and make sweets appear and Lucifer didn't like that he couldn't kill anymore of the false gods.

And so their little eyes scrunched up and their faces turned a beet red and tears started pouring from their eyes as they began wailing. Deep gut wrenching sobs, little shoulders heaved, and everyone in the room went silent at the sound.

Some turned their gaze upward as they worried if any other angels might appear at the sound of the little ones crying. There was still two more Archangels unaccounted for and they knew they wouldn't stand a chance if they came down as well.

Others turned to their fellow deity as if expecting them to know how to calm down a severly distressed archangel. There was something about seeing Lucifer himself screaming and crying and carrying on that was slightly humorous; biggest of the big bad's could sob like a baby.

"Someone get them to shut up!"

"I don't want to die!"

"They are going to attract unwanted attention!"

"Westerners at their finest."

"Calm them down, anyone, do something!"

Isis rolled her eyes at them all and dug through the rubble of the room, fishing out a nasty looking candy that had been inside one of the bowls on the table that had been destroyed during the rampage.

She knelt and held it out for the candy loving archangel. Gabriel went silent, little lip quivering, big golden eyes looking at the offered sweet. He snatched it up quick as lightning and happily plopped it in his mouth suckling on it silently.

Waving her hand she held out a blue teddy bear to the Lord of Darkness, Lucifer eyed it skeptically before reaching out for it and hugging it to his chest.

Everyone stopped what they were doing to turn a look on the Egyptain goddess. She gave them all varying looks of unimpressment.

"I have children."

Gabriel cooed at his older sibling and reached out, Lucifer looked him over and handed over his stuffed bear, if only for a moment, before taking it back.

"Now what do we do? And how did they get turned into children?"

Dean cursed under his breath when the pagan's shrugged their shoulders and left him and his brother with the two deaged archangels. Sam watched them and smiled as they interacted, Lucifer hid behind his bear and popped out suddenly, making Gabriel giggle and clap his little hands.

"You think Cas will know what to do with them?"

"Sure! He's an angel too, he's got it!"

Spoiler?

Castiel very much did NOT have it.

Gabriel and Lucifer, even in this state, knew that they were still above him. They were archangels and he was not.

They didn't take well to being told what they could and could not do by someone under them in rank.